Friday, August 7, 2020

Friday Night, Holy Night

Good evening everyone. It's been a very interesting week. My wife has been selling a much of our materials on Kijiji . Me, I sold $400 of my serious material, booze. I had two gigantic bottles, each near 4 l , Litre, you may have to find what the change is. 

I was on the phone with Bell with the changes we would need before and after our home change. Believe it or not, we was a very simple method and the lady was fantastic. 

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Mum has told her little girl all about the making of babies. Little Annie is now silent for a while. "You understand it now?" Mum asks. "Yes," replies her daughter. "Do you still have any questions?" "Yes, how about little kittens? How does that work?" "In exactly the same way as with babies." "Wow!" the girl exclaims. "My daddy can do ANYTHING!"

 

 

Now I lay me down to sleep, I pray this cushy life to keep. I pray for toys that look like mice, And sofa cushions, soft and nice. I pray for gourmet kitty snacks, And someone nice to scratch my back, For windowsills all warm and bright, For shadows to explore at night. I pray I'll always stay real cool And keep the secret feline rule To never tell a human that The world is really ruled by cats!

 

 

Q: What do you call a big pile of kittens? A: A meowntain.

You have got to be kitten me!

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Man walks into a bar with a cat under his arm.

 He orders a gin for himself and a tonic water for his pet.

"I'll serve your gin, but I won't make him anything", says the barman, pointing at the kitty.

"Why not", asks the man

"I don't want to end up in an unresponsive stupor", the barman replies

"What are you on about?" says the man, "he's the one drinking it".

"Yeah, but that's what happens every time I get catatonic"

 

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Cruisin Paul

 

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8 comments:

  1. messymimiAugust 8, 2020 at 9:58 PM

    Heeheehee! Catatonic, good one. All of them are funny.

    Hope you get lots of stuff sold, and that your move is as easy as it's possible for a move to be.

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    1. Cruisin PaulAugust 9, 2020 at 8:58 AM

      My wife is doing her best to get rid of the material that we no longer need. I'm her photographer and she does the work to ut them in Kijiji.

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    2. messymimiAugust 9, 2020 at 5:19 PM

      You were asking about Zoom, it's very easy. You just download the app on your phone, even i learned to do it, and the ladies in our group are using it, too. It can be used on your computer in your browser as well.

      Please remain Cruisin' Paul, as we can hope that someday you will cruise again, and that's who you will be in your heart even if you can't.

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    3. Cruisin PaulAugust 10, 2020 at 10:09 AM

      Thank you Mimi. I'll check it out. You know, Cruisin Paul is me and since I'm me, I'll stay me, Cruisin Paul. Once again my friend, thank you.

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  2. stevebethereAugust 11, 2020 at 1:45 PM

    Did the lady from Bell give you a ring Pauleo :-)

    Glad to hear your getting things sorted gradually :-)

    I liked all the funny all very Lulz LOL :-)

    Have a nice safe week Pauleo 😷😷😷

    PS: I added you to my linkypops

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    1. Cruisin PaulAugust 11, 2020 at 2:35 PM

      Linkypops. Ha,ha,ha Steveo. Yes everything went well with Bell. On Nov. 3rd, the guy will come to my new home and hook everything up, my phones and my internet so that I'll be able to talk to you again my friend. Keep safe.

      Cruisin Paul

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    2. stevebethereAugust 14, 2020 at 4:10 AM

      That's good to hear Pauleo but don't forget if you have any problems just give bell a ring.....get it :-)

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    3. Cruisin PaulAugust 14, 2020 at 2:35 PM

      You are so funny LOL One thing that's great, is that you keep me smiling Steveo.

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