Wonderful Saturday.

Good afternoon everyone. I'm so happy. We finally got this fantastic man come in and check on our sides and wall downstairs and after checking the entire room, he was shocked with the work that these other workers did with the room. He told us it was a mass that these other worker did. He told us he would fix the entire room and staircase and that HE would tell the builders what kind of work that their workers did and how poorly that they did. Hooray, finally a man that we knew and was proud with his work. 

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I changed the tags of my mother’s herb jars. She hasn’t notice it yet..

But the thyme is cumin.

 

 

One day a mother, father, and daughter are driving down the road in their car

but unbeknownst to them, they were driving behind Lorena Bobbitt.

All of a sudden, out of nowhere, a mans severed penis smacks into the car’s windshield.

“What was that Daddy?!” asked the little girl from the back seat.

Not wanting to corrupt her young mind, the father answered “it was a butterfly, sweetheart.”

The girl looks at her father surprised. After a moment she exclaims, “Well that butterfly sure did have a huge   Penis  !!!”

 

       

Just as mom walks though the door, little Johnny comes running over. He says ''Mommy, Mommy. I was playing in daddy's closet and he came in with the lady next door and they started kissing and then they took off each others clothes and laid down on the bed...'" The mother interrupts him.

''Stop right there!! Wait 'till daddy comes home!!'' When the father finally returns from work, mother promptly goes up to him and says ''I'm leaving you.''
The father, bewildered, slowly asks ''Why!?! What did I do??''
The mother turns to Johnny and says, ''Tell daddy exactly what you told me today!'' ''I was playing in daddy's closet and he came in with the lady next door and they started kissing and then they took each other's clothes off and laid down on the bed...just like what you & Uncle Joe did last summer.''

 

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Cruisin Paul