Thursday, April 29, 2021

Am I  wet. It has been raining since early last night and it's still raining. I feel like Noah without an Arc. My neighbors cut their lawns yesterday because of preceding rain while I watched my lawn without grass, just mud and rocks. The builder hasn't fixed my area yet and all I have is mud this morning. At least my driveway is finished. I drove my Camero back into the garage yesterday. I thank my good friend Ron for allowing me to put the Camero in his driveway instead on the road for 10 days. 


 I wanted to start my blog this morning with a very important picture. Babies who really don't see racism. I don't want to use my blog in anyway but since I live in Canada and right across from me is the United States, all I've been seeing is the police killing black people. I never see white people dying. I have three students who I taught and today they are police officers. I am so proud of these young men. They respect their jobs, have difficult jobs but still respect those around them. Remember that picture " You are Beautiful ".

Mike & John are identical twins. Their mom only carries one baby photo in her wallet.

Because if you've seen Mike you've seen John.

So much has changed since my girlfriend told me we were having a baby

For instance, my name, address, telephone number

A horse and a baby chicken were playing in the barnyard...

...when the horse fell into some quicksand. The baby chicken, wanting to help his friend, goes to find the farmer for assistance but he’s nowhere to be found. The baby chicken finds the farmer’s Aston Martin in the garage, however, so he backs it up to the quicksand. He then ties some rope around the horse and some rope around the car’s fender, steps on the gas, and pulls the horse free. Hooray!

The next day the horse and the baby chicken are at it again, but this time the baby chicken falls into the quicksand. The horse, wanting to help his friend, looks for the farmer but he’s nowhere to be found. He goes to the barn and, this time, there’s no Aston Martin either. So the horse straddles the quicksand and lowers his penis. The baby chicken grabs hold and is lifted up to safety.

The moral of the story? If you’ve got a big dick, you don’t need a fancy car to pick up chicks.



Like a baby

A newlywed couple who have decided to wait until marriage, are getting undressed together for the first time. Before they get started, the man says, "I don't want you to be surprised - my dick... It's like a baby". The woman's face turns serious for a second as she thinks about it, and then she smiles and says "okay, I'm fine with it. I don't care".

Thirty seconds later, she runs out of the bedroom screaming. "You said 'like a baby'!". The man, confused and ashamed, replies "y.. yeah.. About 20 inches, and weighs 8 lbs..."


Cruisin Paul



  1. Yes since trump it has gotten so much worse here. Be thankful you're up there! I would be.
    I'm sorry it's raining. It's God awful hot here. 89. too hot. I had to turn on my air even if it is April. But too damn hot too damn soon. I'd love a week of rain!!

    1. Peg, why is it that way in the states? I might send you some rain because it's suppose to rain 5 days in a row next week.

  2. Those baby pictures are priceless. Hope the rain fails to materialize, at least in that quantity.

    1. So do I Mimi, so do I. Monday the builder is bringing to move the heavy dirt away from the front of my home. I hope he's right.

  3. Hope you will have grass on your lawn soon. Beautiful baby photos. Whatever our skin colour, we are all beautiful.

    1. You are totally correct Nancy. Every person from all the countries are beautiful like you & me. I always thought I was beautiful just like all of my bloggers friends.

  4. You are so right about being innocent like children - racism is taught Decades ago I knew a couple with a pre-schooler who painted his body with a black magic marker so he could look like his pre-school teacher. Sweet.

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