Hi there friends. I had a very enjoyable Easter dinner made by my wife, ham, scallop potatoes and veggies with Easter bread for dessert. Tomorrow begins a new week. On Tuesday we go to to the Libro Centre to get our vaccine shots and later I'll drive to stop in Gerry's driveway to talk and see him, we'll be many spaces between each other. On Thursday I bring my Camero in for an oil change, brake check and the tires. I also plan on ordering for two front tires. I had the two back tires done last year and after the fronts are done, my Camero will be like brand new.
Little Karl was with his grandma in a supermarket
Grandma replied: We are in a public place, don't say you need to pee, say something nice, say you need to sing.
Later, when grandma was sleeping, Little Karl went to grandmas room and woke her: Granny, I need to sing!
Grandma: It's midnight, you can't sing now.
Little Karl: But I need to sing really bad!
Grandma: Well ok then. Sing quietly to grannys ear.
At the age of 65, my Grandma started walking 5 miles a day.
My grandma had cataract surgery on both eyes
Gpa: She’s recovering really well, she can see much clearer. She’s pretty happy with the results.
Me: That’s good, no side effects?
Gpa: There is one troubling side effect
Me: What? Is she okay?
Gpa: Yah, she’s fine, but she can actually see me now.
A girl was a prostitute, but she did not want her grandma to know
Suddenly the girl's grandma came by and saw her. "Why are you standing in line, dear?" she asked. Not willing to let her grandma know the truth, the girl told her that the policemen were passing out free oranges. "Why, that is awfully nice of them! I think I'll get some for myself," said the grandma.
A policeman went down the line, asking for information from all of the prostitutes. When he got to Grandma, he exclaimed, "Wow, still going at it at your age? How do you do it?"
Grandma replied, "Oh, it's easy, dear. I just take out my dentures and suck them dry!"