Well, well, well. Here we are again my friends. The ice and snow are gone for now. I'm suppose to get some snow on Friday. Lucky me! Tomorrow night my neighbors, Ron & Judy are coming over to spend some time playing cards and then having coffee. I decided to make a cake to enjoy with our coffee.
My friend John sent me a photo of himself sitting in a chair in Punta Cana. I think he's in the Dominican Republic . Lucky him, sunshine and warm weather.
Lucky John!
Bob,
age 92, and Mary, age 89, are all excited about their decision to get
married. While out for a stroll to discuss the wedding they pass a
drugstore. Bob suggests they go in.
Bob asks to speak to the pharmacist. He explains they're about to get married, and asks,
"Do you sell heart medication?"
"Of course we do," the pharmacist replies.
"Medicine for rheumatism?"
"Definitely," he says.
"How about Viagra?"
"Of course."
"Medicine for memory problems, arthritis, jaundice?"
"Yes, the works."
"What about vitamins, sleeping pills, Geritol, antacids?"
"Absolutely."
"Do you sell wheelchairs and walkers?"
"All speeds and sizes."
"Good," Bob says to the pharmacist. "We'd like to register for our wedding gifts here, please."
"To my friend's astonishment, a
police car pulled up to her house and her elderly grand-father got out.
The patrolman explained that the old gentleman had been lost in the city
park and had asked for help.
"Why, Grandfather," my friend said, "you've been going there for 40 years. How could you get lost?"
The old man smiled slyly. "Wasn't exactly lost," he admitted. "I just got tired of walking."
"Because they had no reservations at a
busy restaurant, my elderly neighbor and his wife were told there would
be a 45-minute wait for a table.
"Young man, we're both 90 years old," he told the maitre d'. "We may not have 45 minutes."
They were seated immediately."
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Cruisin Paul
as Maurice Chevalier said when asked how he felt being 90 - "It beats the alternative!"
ReplyDeleteWhat's the alternative? No don't answer that. LOL Have a great day Carol.
DeleteWell Paul whoever said it was lying! Happy Wednesday!
ReplyDeleteWhen I was a kid, I thought it would be better when I get older. Boy was I wrong. LOL Have a great day Peg.
DeleteDid you hear about John and Martha?
ReplyDeleteJohn woke up suddenly one morning feeling a little, shall we say, frisky. He turned to Martha and said, "Martha, do you wanna fool around?"
Martha replied, "Well, I guess so, John, if you want to."
A moment later John said, "Martha, do you remember how?"
Have a great week and remember we're all just here to walk each other home.
Ha,ha,ha Mimi. I remember how to do it in my brain but the rest of me has forgotten. Oh well that's life my friend. LOL
DeleteI haven't seen snow and ice for a while and I don't miss it. Stay warm and safe.
ReplyDeleteWOW! The next time you want to see ice & snow Rhonda, you're welcome to visit and do a snow angel with me. LOL
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