Sunday, December 6, 2015

Cold, Gray Sunday

Good morning everyone. One thing I hate about this time of the year, sunshine disappears and I need sunshine. For some reason without the bright sunshine, I feel down a lot. Amherstburg has the Festival of Lights every year that is just beautiful especially when there is snow on the ground. Here are just a few of the lights down by the river,
































                                      As soon as I saw this, I thought about my Camero.

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At school, Little Johnny's classmate tells him that most adults are hiding at least one dark secret, so it's very easy to blackmail them by saying, "I know the whole truth." Little Johnny decides to go home and try it out.

Johnny's mother greets him at home, and he tells her, "I know the whole truth." His mother quickly hands him $20 and says, "Just don't tell your father." Quite pleased, the boy waits for his father to get home from work, and greets him with, "I know the whole truth." The father promptly hands him $40 and says, "Please don't say a word to your mother."

Very pleased, the boy is on his way to school the next day when he sees the mailman at his front door. The boy greets him by saying, "I know the whole truth." The mailman immediately drops the mail, opens his arms, and says, "Then come and give your Daddy a great big hug!"  




A wife comes home late one night and quietly opens the door to her bedroom. From under the blanket, she sees four legs instead of just her husband's two. She reaches for a baseball bat and starts hitting the blanket as hard as she can. Once she's done, she goes to the kitchen to have a drink. As she enters, she sees her husband there, reading a magazine. He says, "Hi darling, your parents have come to visit us, so let them stay in our bedroom. Did you say hello?"



A husband got his mother-in-law a cemetery plot for Christmas. It came with a coffin, tomb stone, the works. Next Christmas comes by and the husband gets her nothing. When the mother-in-law asks, "Why didn't you get me a gift?" the husband says, "You haven't used the one I got you last year!" 




A young boy comes home from school in a bad mood. His father asks him, "What's wrong, son?" The kid tells his dad that he's upset because another kid has been teasing him and calling him gay. The father says, "Punch him in the face next time he does that. I bet he'll stop." The kid replies, "Yeah, but he's so cute!"

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All finished for today. Please enjoy your  day  and think of others around you.

                                                                " SEE YA "

 

7 comments:

  1. You wouldn't like it here Paul it's like it most of the time heheh!
    Those lights are lovely, loved the jokes they were so cute LOL

    Have a tanfastic day Paul :-)

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  2. Love the cat and the bison cartoons. It must be fun looking for stuff to post.

    Your festival of lights are great. We have one close to where I live, too. I'm waiting for snow before I go. Enjoy the season!

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  3. Hi Paul, you may like it here with the sunny days and a little rain. Love the festival of lights shots. The guilt dog, cats and buffaloes are cute. Have a wonderful new week!

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  4. I linked you to Silly Sunday. Funny jokes and the one about her parents coming to visit was my favorite. Poor parents.

    I too need the sun. Thankfully there is a lot of sun here year around.

    Have a fabulous day my friend. ☺

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  5. The guilt dog, cats and bison are hilarious! Have a wonderful week, Paul! :)

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  6. I need the sun too. Not to actually BE in it, but to have it. Gray is so cold and boring. Got sunny and 57 here. No snow at least.

    Big hugs, honey...

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  7. Lack of sun makes me want to crawl back into bed and be sad. Hope you get some sunshine soon, and thanks for the funnies!

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