Well it took me some time to finally get back to my blog but I'm here, thank God. I had another one of those nose bleeds but I was able to stop it. Next week I see a specialist about it and a day later I leave for my cruise. I can't wait for my cruise.
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A Hilarious Tale To Make You Laugh
Grandma Quinn is eighty-eight years old and still drives her own car. Her
granddaughter Jacqueline Pearson, who lives in Boston, Massachusetts, USA,
sent Will and Guy this letter and asked that it be put on the site.
We have to admit, this story had Will laughing out loud.
Dear Grand-daughter
The other day I went up to our local Christian book store and saw a 'Honk
if you love Jesus ' bumper sticker. I was feeling particularly sassy that
day because I had just come from a thrilling choir performance, followed by
a thunderous prayer meeting.
So, I bought the sticker and put it on my bumper.
Boy, am I glad I did; what an uplifting experience that followed.
I was stopped at a red light at a busy intersection, just lost in thought
about the Lord and how good he is, and I didn't notice that the light had
changed.
It is a good thing someone else loves Jesus because if he hadn't honked,
I'd never have noticed. I found that lots of people love Jesus! While
I was sitting there, the guy behind started honking like crazy, and then he
leaned out of his window and screamed, 'For the love of God!' 'Go! Go! Go!
Jesus Christ, GO!'
What an exuberant cheerleader he was for Jesus! Everyone started honking!
I just leaned out my window and started waving and smiling at all those
loving people. I even honked my horn a few times to share in the love!
There must have been a man from Florida back there because I heard him
yelling something about a sunny beach. I saw another guy waving in a funny
way with only his middle finger stuck up in the air. I asked my young
teenage grandson in the back seat what that meant. He said it was probably a
Hawaiian good luck sign or something.
Well, I have never met anyone from Hawaii, so I leaned out the window and
gave him the good luck sign right back.
My grandson burst out laughing. Why even he was enjoying this religious
experience!
A couple of the people were so caught up in the joy of the moment that
they got out of their cars and started walking towards me. I bet they wanted
to pray or ask what church I attended, but this is when I noticed the light
had changed. So, grinning, I waved at all my brothers and sisters, and drove
on through the intersection.
I noticed that I was the only car that got through the intersection
before the light changed again and felt kind of sad that I had to leave them
after all the love we had shared.
So I slowed the car down, leaned out the window and gave them all the
Hawaiian good luck sign one last time as I drove away. Praise the Lord for
such wonderful folks!
Will write again soon,
Love, Grandma
Smile: Grandparent Jokes
1. She was in the bathroom, putting on her makeup, under the
watchful eyes of her young granddaughter, as she’d done many times
before. After she applied her lipstick and started to leave, the little
one said, “But Grandma, you forgot to kiss the toilet paper good-bye!” I
will probably never put lipstick on again without thinking about
kissing the toilet paper good-bye….
2. My young grandson called the other day to wish me Happy Birthday.
He asked me how old I was, and I told him, 80. My grandson was quiet for
a moment, and then he asked, “Did you start at 1?”
3. After putting her grandchildren to bed, a grandmother changed into
old slacks and a droopy blouse and proceeded to wash her hair. As she
heard the children getting more and more rambunctious, her patience grew
thin. Finally, she threw a towel around her head and stormed into their
room, putting them back to bed with stern warnings. As she left the
room, she heard the three-year-old say with a trembling voice, “Who was
THAT?”
4. A grandmother was telling her little granddaughter what her own
childhood was like. “We used to skate outside on a pond. I had a swing
made from a tire; it hung from a tree in our front yard. We rode our
pony. We picked wild raspberries in the woods.” The little girl was
wide-eyed, taking this all in. At last she said, “I sure wish I’d gotten
to know you sooner!”
5. My grandson was visiting one day when he asked, “Grandma, do you
know how you and God are alike?” I mentally polished my halo and I said,
“No, how are we alike?” “You’re both old,” he replied.
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Well that's it for me today. Have a beautiful day my friends.
" SEE YA "
10 years later, the same girlfriends, now 35-year-olds,
discussed where to meet for dinner. Finally they agreed to meet at the
Sea Side Restaurant because the combos were good, it was near the gym
and if they went late enough, there wouldn't be many whiny little kids.
