Sunday, January 24, 2016

A Bright, Cold Sunday

Good morning everyone. Well we're just waiting for Friday to be taken to the Fairfield Inn by our daughter & son - in - law. After a dinner together we'll say good bye and spend Friday night at the Inn then at around 5:30 am Saturday we'll be taken by bus to Metro airport to board Delta to Miami.After getting our luggage we go to Carnival's location to get all the necessary materials to get on board the ship and the a bus will take us to the Port of Miami to board the Carnival Breeze. Our  vacation begins. Hot Damn.



Keep Taking the Medicine
Patient: It's been one month since my last visit and I still feel miserable.
Doctor: Did you follow the instructions on the medicine I gave you?
Patient: I sure did - the bottle said 'keep tightly closed.'

More Clean Doctor Jokes - Keep Drinking the Water

Brenda make an appointment to see her doctor, because she is worried about her husband's bad temper.
Doctor Thomas asks: "What's the problem?"
Brenda says: "Doctor, I don't know what to do.  Every day my husband Jimmy seems to lose his temper for no reason. It's beginning to scares me."
The Doctor says: "I have a cure for that.  When it seems that Jimmy is getting angry, just take a glass of water and start swishing it in your mouth. Just swish and swish but don't swallow it until he either leaves the room or calms down."
Two weeks later Brenda returns to the doctor looking fresh and happy.
Brenda says: "Doctor that was a brilliant idea! Every time my husband started losing it, I swished with water. I swished and swished, and he calmed right down! How does a glass of water do that?"
Dr Thomas says: "The water itself does nothing. It's keeping your mouth shut that does the trick."

Beware of Your Doctor Uttering These Phrases During Surgery

  1. Damn! Page 47 of the manual is missing!Funny Doctor Quotes
  2. Better save that. We'll need it for the autopsy.
  3. Wait a minute, if this is his spleen, then what's that?
  4. Oh no! I just lost my Rolex.
  5. ...and could you stop that thing from beating; it's throwing my concentration off
  6. Anyone see where I left that scalpel?
  7. Orthodox medicine has not found an answer to your complaint.  However, luckily for you, I happen to be a quack.
  8. FIRE! FIRE! Everyone get out!


That's it for today. I hope that you all have a wonderful & healthy day. 

                                                                            " SEE YA "


  1. I vote that all doctors in hospitals should have to wear open-butt gowns. LOL

    You are getting out of Dodge at a good time. When you get back spring wouldn't be far off. Can't wait to hear the details of your trip! Have a wonderful time!

  2. I know you're ready for your trip to Miami and the Carnival Breeze. Good for the both of you.

    Loved all the jokes so I linked you to Silly Sunday.

    Have a fabulous day Paul. ☺

  3. Ah, vacation! It can't come fast enough, and it can't stay long enough!

  4. You must be getting so excited about it and I'm jealous heheh!

    LOL @ the jokes I must say I have never had my pulse taken that way before :-)

    Have a fantabulosa day Paul :-)

  5. Friday will seem TOO far away! I fly back to WPB on Tuesday. Hubby misses me, just as I miss him. Then we cruise on 2/6. Woohoo!

    Big hugs, honey..

  6. Here it was cold but nice...and sunny, too, and snow is coming to Montreal as well! Thanks for all the smiles, Paul, I really needed this today! :)

  7. Two more days until it's cruise time. I'll bet you are both excited.

    Have a fabulous day and a great cruise. ☺


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