Saturday, April 27, 2019

Sun, Rain, Snow, Rain and Back To Sun

Wow, finally all of our hospital times are finished. Good morning my friends. My wife went back to have her stitches out and she is well getting back to normal. Yesterday she had to drive me to the hospital to have my colonoscopy, my fourth. My dad who died of colon cancer told me to make sure to have the colonoscopy. He never did and before he died he told me to make sure that I did. The doctor told me that everything went well and he'd see me in 5 years. Thanks dad.
Yesterday my friend Al who had Parkinson's & Dementia was taken to Heron Terrace Nursing Home. My friend is now at his final place of his life. I feel so bad for him. Last year we were still playing pool and now? Please take care of yourselves. Life is so valuable.

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Ten Funny Things To Learn from the Story Of Noah's Ark

Funny things that can be learned from the bible and applied to life.
  1. Don't miss the boat.
  2. Remember that we are all in the same boat.
  3. Plan ahead. It wasn't raining when Noah built the Ark.
  4. Don't listen to critics; just get on with the job that needs to be done.
  5. Build your future on high ground.
  6. For safety's sake, always travel in pairs.
  7. Speed isn't always an advantage. The snails were on board with the cheetahs.
  8. When you're stressed, float a while.
  9. Remember, the Ark was built by amateurs; the Titanic by professionals.
  10. No matter the storm, when you are with God, there's always a rainbow waiting.


Bible Study

Richard, my friend's little grandson came home from Sunday School and I asked him what they had studied.
His reply was, 'Nothing.'
So I asked him, 'Didn't you study Jesus?'
Richard's reply was, 'No, he wasn't even there.'



The Good Samaritan

Phyllis Small, a Sunday school teacher, was telling her class the story of the "Good Samaritan," from the Bible, in which a man was beaten, robbed and left for dead.
She described the situation in vivid detail so her students would catch the drama.
Then she asked the class, 'If you saw a person lying on the roadside all wounded and bleeding, what would you do?'
Zeidy, a thoughtful little girl broke the hushed silence, 'I think I'd be sick.'



Three sons left home, went out on their own and prospered. Getting back together, they discussed the gifts they were able to give their elderly Mother. The first said, "I built a big house for our Mother." The second said, "I sent her a Mercedes with a driver." The third smiled and said, "I've got you both beat. You remember how Mom enjoyed reading the Bible? And you know she can't see very well any more. I sent her a remarkable parrot that recites the entire Bible. It took Elders in the church 12 years to teach him. He's one of a kind. Mama just has to name the chapter and verse, and the parrot recites it." Soon thereafter, Mom sent out her letters of thanks, "Milton," she wrote one son, "the house you built is so huge. I live in only one room, but I have to clean the whole house." "Gerald," she wrote to another, "I am too old to travel any more. My eyesight isn't what it used to be. I stay most of the time at home, so I rarely use the Mercedes. And the driver is so rude!" "Dearest Donald," she wrote to her third son, "you have the good sense to know what your Mother likes. The chicken was delicious!"


 A newlywed couple lay in bed one morning husband says: "How about you go brew us some coffee?" Wife: "That's your job." Husband: "Says who?" Wife : "The bible, it's on just about every page." Husband: "The bible don't say anything about brewing coffee." Wife (Holding her Bible flipping pages): "See every page Hebrews, Hebrews, hebrews."

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The devout cowboy lost his favorite Bible while he was mending fences out on the range. Three weeks later, a donkey walked up to him carrying the Bible in its mouth. The cowboy couldn't believe his eyes. He took the precious book out of the donkey's mouth, raised his eyes heavenward and exclaimed, "It's a miracle!" "Not really," said the donkey. "Your name is written inside the cover."

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                  " SEE YA FOR NOW "


Cruisin Paul
  

8 comments:

  1. Heeheehee! There's nothing like clean Biblical humor. Glad your colonoscopy went well, your dad is right i do mine every 5 years, too.

    Have a great weekend, and i'll keep praying for your friend Al.

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    1. Thank you Mimi. I just wished that my dad had of gotten a colonoscopy and that might have given him more years of living with us. Thanks for the prayers for Al. He'll need as many as he can.

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  2. Good to hear your wife almost recovered now and that your colonoscopy went well, :-)

    Dementia is a cruel disease and so sad to see loved ones and friends suffer from it my best wishes to Al

    The jokes were funny Adam's underwear is messy you just got to admit LOL.

    Have a tanfastical Sunday Pauleo :-)

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    1. Thank you my friend. That's why we have to enjoy life when are health is there. Stay healthy Steveo.

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  3. Life is so uncertain. Treasure the quality time we have with friends and love ones so that one day we will enjoy the beautiful memories.

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  4. Yes, as we get older we get to have all these new medical tests done. Good that you are in the clear now. Love the Moses, and Adam and Eve cartoons

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    1. Thanks Rhonda and I'm very happy that you are able to check on my blog.

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