Wednesday, April 17, 2019

Wednesday Before Easter

Good morning all you wonderful friends. I think that we are now moving towards a fantastic Spring & Summer. I just spoke to Meilin, my friend Al's wife. They just came back from Vancouver, B.C. after the wedding of Al's daughter. Al was able to walk his daughter down the aisle. That was the most important thing. Unfortunately, all of the family members saw Al in the way that he is. AS I said, my friend is no longer her but is still knowing me. That makes me happy.
Today, I'm going for lunch will my cousins, Dan & Tony. Mary Lou is getting better after her knee operation. My daughter AmyLynn has been fantastic helping her mother doing a great deal of the work around the house. Me, I'm still in pain but it is going away each day.

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                                               Happy Easter


Egg Laying Ceremony for Easter SundayRabbit with Easter eggs

  • Church notices:  This being Easter Sunday, we will ask Mrs Cusworth to come forward and lay an egg on the altar.
  • This Monday we will be holding a 'Bean Supper' in the church hall.  Music will follow..................
  • What do you call a chocolate bunny that was out in the sun too long?
    A runny bunny.

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Prayer for EasterCute Easter Bunnies

Young Ernie and his family were invited to have Easter lunch at his grandmother's house in Monkey's Eyebrow, Arizona. USA. Everyone was seated around the table as the food was being served.  When Ernie received his plate he started eating straight away.
'Ernie, wait until we say grace,' demanded his father.
'I don't have to,' the five year old replied.
'Of course you do, Ernest,' his mother insisted rather forcefully. 'We always say a prayer before eating at our house.'
'That's at our house,' Ernie explained, 'but this is Grandma's house, and she knows how to cook.'





   Little Johnny's father asks him if he knows about the birds and the bees. "I don't want to know!" Little Johnny says, bursting into tears. Confused, his father asks what's wrong. "Oh, Dad," Little Johnny sobs, "first, there was no Santa Claus, then no Easter Bunny, and finally, no Tooth Fairy. If you're about to tell me that grownups don't really have sex, I've got nothing left to believe in."


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A friend was in front of me coming out of church one day, and the preacher was standing at the door as he always is to shake hands. He grabbed my friend by the hand and pulled him aside. The Pastor said to him, "You need to join the Army of the Lord!" My friend replied, "I'm already in the Army of the Lord, Pastor." Pastor questioned, "How come I don't see you except at Christmas and Easter?" He whispered back, "I'm in the secret service."

 
     Did you hear about the Easter egg hunt for the Alzheimer's patients? They hid their own eggs!

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Q: Once there was the tooth fairy, Santa Claus, Easter bunny, a smart blonde and a dumb blonde they were walking down the road when they saw a $100 dollars bill who gets it?? A: No one the first four doesn't exist and the other blonde thought it was a gum wrapper!



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 Cruisin Paul
 

14 comments:

  1. Happy Easter. I'll eat your chocolate bunnies for you and black jelly beans. :-)
    I'm happy to hear your friend still remembers you.

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    1. Peg, I love, love those black jelly beans. Happy Easter.

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  2. It's good that he still remembers you. You two used to get together often.

    I hope you and your wife feel better soon. I don't like being in pain.


    Love all the funnies.

    Have a fabulous day and a very happy Easter, Paul. 😎

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    1. We're both getting better Sandee. Happy Easter.

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  3. Thanks for all the laughter, and i am praying for full recovery for you and your wife, and for comfort for Al and his family.

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    1. Thank you Mimi for your caring. Al's family has excepted what's there.

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  4. I'm sure Al, his wife and daughter were elated he was able to walk her down the aisle. I bet the rest of the family didn't find it unfortunate to see him do so. Most likely they were also elated.

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    1. Yes, they loved it that Al was able to bring down his daughter but that was all that Al was able to do. Unfortunate.

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  5. Wishing you and wife speedy recovery and quality time with your friend Al. Blessed holy week and Happy Easter.

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    1. We are getting there day by day Nancy. Have a blessed Happy Easter.

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  6. Good to hear you and your wife are recovering gradually and good ness that your friend Al still knows you it's dreadful several of my aunts had it too.

    Thanks for the Easter laughs and please be careful and take it easy Happy Easter Pauleo :-)

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    1. Thanks for your nice words Steveo. Rest and have a wonderful Easter my friend.

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  7. I hope you and Mary Lou are well on the mend. And for Easter, we seem to have an explosion of wild rabbits hopping around. Coincidence?

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    1. Thanks for hopping bye Rhonda. Enjoy an Easter egg my friend.

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