Good morning friends. With all these storms, tornadoes and floods around the US & Canada you'd wonder what's going on. We're getting a lot of rain but nothing like those poor people Texas up to Kansas and to Michigan. Just watching those poor people lose everything.
Last week we visited my Aunt Mary and she looks pretty good but unfortunately after giving her a kiss, she asked my uncle, who is this man. I almost cried. I keep praying for her. Wednesday night Meilin took us out for dinner and we talked about Al. He's going down hill. He won't even eat and I believe that he's just giving up. These diseases take away life from my aunt and dear friend. Maybe some day they will find away to save people but not my Aunt Mary & Al.
The man approached the very beautiful woman in the large supermarket and asked,
“You know, I’ve lost my wife here in the supermarket.
Can you talk to me for a couple of minutes?”
“Because every time I talk to a beautiful woman my wife appears out of nowhere.”
A crowded city at a busy bus stop, a beautiful young woman wearing a
tight leather skirt was waiting for a bus.
As the bus stopped and it was her turn to get on, she became aware that
her skirt was too tight to allow her leg to come up to the height of the
first step of the bus.
Slightly embarrassed and with a quick smile to the bus driver, she
reached behind her to unzip her skirt a little, thinking that this would
give her enough slack to raise her leg.
She tried to again take the step, only to discover that she couldn’t.
So, a little more embarrassed, she once again reached behind her to
unzip her skirt a little more, and for the second time attempted the
Once again, much to her embarrassment she could not raise her leg.
With a little smile to the driver, she again reached behind to unzip a
little more and again was unable to take the step.
About this time, a large guy who was standing behind her picked her up
easily by the waist and placed her gently on the step of the bus.
The went ballistic and turned to the would-be Samaritan and screeched,
"How dare you touch my body! I don’t even know who you are!"
The guy smiled and drawled, "Well, ma’am, normally I would agree with
you, but after you unzipped my fly three times, I kind’a figured we were
The elderly Italian man went to his parish priest and asked if the
priest would hear his confession. "Of course, my son," said the priest.
"Well, Father, at the beginning of World War Two, a beautiful woman
knocked on my door and asked me to hide her from the Germans; I hid her
in my attic, and they never found her."
"That's a wonderful thing, my son, and nothing that you need to
confess," said the priest.
"It's worse, Father; I was weak, and told her that she had to pay for
rent of the attic with her sexual favors," continued the old man.
"Well, it was a very difficult time, and you took a large risk -you
would have suffered terribly at their hands if the Germans had found you
hiding her; I know that God, in his wisdom and mercy, will balance the
good and the evil, and judge you kindly," said the priest.
"Thanks, Father," said the old man.
"That's a load off of my mind. Can I ask another question?"
"Of course, my son," said the priest.
The old man asked, "Do I need to tell her that the war is over?".
Wife: "Give me some money. I want to buy a bra."
Husband: "Why? You have nothing to put in it!"
Wife: "You wear shorts!"
" SEE YA UNTIL THE NEXT TIME "