Another interesting day here in Amherstburg, Ontario, Canada. Yes, I'm a Canuck if you haven't known yet.
This was an different week so far. I went to see Dr. Pearce, a specialist for vascular problems. Where back I had a small bump on my big toe and it started to grow. It was purple with a dot on the top. I went to see my doctor and he said he was sending me to a specialist because he said it doesn't look good. What do you mean, it doesn't look good I said. He said, well it good mean nothing but it could mean cancer. I went to see Dr. Pearce at Hotel Dieu and he said it looks like a cyst. I'll see you at my office on July 22 and then will arrange to have it taken off. It took me almost an hour to find his office. Thank God because I needed to pee. Sorry about that. When I saw him it took about 5 minutes to tell me that first I would need an Ultrasound on my leg. He said my right leg looks different so first I needed that. I asked him when would I have the bump taken out and the secretary told me Friday, October 18th 2019 at 8:45am. What? It would take 8 months since I went to see my doctor about this darn bump. I'm shocked what people have to deal with doctors today. Those that have real serious situations worry and worry about things. Oh well, thank God that it was just a cyst.
Two factory workers are talking. The woman says, "I can make the boss
give me the day off." The man replies, "And how would you do that?" The
woman says, "Just wait and see." She then hangs upside down from the
ceiling. The boss comes in and says, "What are you doing?" The woman
replies, "I'm a light bulb." The boss then says, "You've been working so
much that you've gone crazy. I think you need to take the day off." The
man starts to follow her and the boss says, "Where are you going?" The
man says, "I'm going home, too. I can't work in the dark."
A thief stuck a pistol in a man's ribs and said, "Give me your money."
The gentleman, shocked by the sudden attack, said, "You cannot do this,
I'm a congressman!" The thief replied, "In that case, give me MY money!"
My American friends, I'm not attacking the Statue of Liberty. I respect her. My father came over from Italy and the freedom that she shows is the respect I have. It's just a Global Warming joke.
Three doctors are discussing which types of patients they prefer. Doctor
Watson says, ''I prefer librarians. All their organs are
alphabetized.'' Doctor Fitzpatrick says, ''I prefer mathematicians. All
their organs are numbered.'' Doctor Ahn says, ''I prefer lawyers.
They’re gutless, heartless, brainless, spineless, and their heads and
rear-ends are interchangeable.''
A lawyer is standing in a long line at the box office. Suddenly, he
feels a pair of hands kneading his shoulders, back, and neck. The lawyer
turns around. "What the hell do you think you're doing?" "I'm a
chiropractor, and I'm just keeping in practice while I'm waiting in
line." "Well, I'm a lawyer, but you don't see me screwing the guy in
front of me, do you?"
"What do you want to be when you grow up?" "A doctor." "And why's that?"
"Because it's the only profession where you can tell women to take off
their clothes and then stick their husbands with the bill."
" See Ya My Friends. "