Monday, August 26, 2019

Last Week Of August, Monday

Well the children are getting ready to go back to school but not me. It's amazing that I have been out of school for 15 years and I haven't missed a thing, well I still miss the kids. 
This Thursday I'm golfing with Brian. since he sold his house, he has arrived early in the morning to park hi van and pick up golf cart. I have been parking the cart in my garage until the end of the golf season. 
Tomorrow I have to go and have an ultra sound on my right leg. He didn't like the look of my leg. Oh well, more problems.
Yesterday my granddaughter went and won three ribbons with her horse and won the overall.


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A married man was having an affair with his secretary. One day, their passions overcame them in the office and they took off for her house. Exhausted from the afternoon's activities, they fell asleep and awoke at around 8 p.m. As the man threw on his clothes, he told the woman to take his shoes outside and rub them through the grass and dirt. Confused, she nonetheless complied and he slipped into his shoes and drove home. "Where have you been?" demanded his wife when he entered the house. "Darling," replied the man, "I can't lie to you. I've been having an affair with my secretary. I fell asleep in her bed and didn't wake up until eight o'clock." The wife glanced down at his shoes and said, "You liar! You've been playing golf!" 




( If you've ever stepped on an a lego piece, I have, I know it very painful. More then one, you're find 
out. )

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A police officer attempts to stop a car for speeding and the guy gradually increases his speed until he's topping 100 mph. The man eventually realizes he can't escape and finally pulls over. The cop approaches the car and says, "It's been a long day and my shift is almost over, so if you can give me a good excuse for your behavior, I'll let you go." The guy thinks for a few seconds and then says, "My wife ran away with a cop about a week ago. I thought you might be that officer trying to give her back!" 



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                        " SEE YA MY FRIENDS "


Cruisin Paul
 

10 comments:

  1. Sorry about your leg. I hope it's nothing serious. I've got a hip that's hurting pretty good. It's always something when we get older.

    Love all the funnies and the checkbook one was the funniest. He need to run from that gal.

    Have a fabulous day and week, Paul. ♪♫♪♫

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    1. Thanks Sandee. I hope that nothing is going on in my leg. We'll see.

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  2. Heeheehee! Agreeing with Sandee, although i could love my checkbook more if it had more in it.

    Praying you find nothing at all tomorrow for the doctor to be concerned with.

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    1. You women always want your cheque books, LOL Thanks Mimi.

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  3. Hope the ultra sound will show nothing serious with your leg. Congrats to your grand daughter. Ha ha..must remember not to answer to any voice when in the public toilet. That is a nice comfortable chair waiting for you in the last picture. Have a beautiful day!

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    1. Thanks Nancy. We'll see when I get the results.

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  4. I hope your Ultra Sound goes OK today Pauleo which I am sure it will :-)

    Loved those jokes haha that poor man in the toilet how embarrasing I bet he felt flushed afterwards lmao :-)

    Have a tanfastictastic week :-)

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    1. I didn't get my ultra sound. They sent me back home. I'll have it on Sept, 18th.

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  5. Great photo of your granddaughter riding. Congrats to her for all the ribbons.

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    1. My next post will be a short one and it will be about Emily.

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