Cold But Sunny Saturday

Good Saturday morning everyone. Yesterday I went to the hospital to have the cyst on my big toe. The only problem was I had to at the hospital early in the morning. They sent to a room waiting to call me and every chair was filled with women. They were there to have a colonoscopy. Wow, my big toe and their, well you know what I mean.  later my wife and I went to have breakfast. Tomorrow night we are going to Riccardo's Italian Restaurant, my special place. We are going with our friend Meilin, Al's wife. Also with her  will be Jasmine, Al's daughter from Vancouver, BC.She's spending some time to see her dad in the nursing home. Al hadn't seen her since her wedding. The first thing he said when she entered his room was " I love you ". She just lost it. At times he can remember people. I hope he remembers me when I go back to see him.

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A doctor was having an affair with his nurse. Shortly afterward, she told him she was pregnant. Not wanting his wife to know, he gave the nurse a sum of money and asked her to go to Italy and have the baby there. "But how will I let you know the baby is born?" she asked. He replied, "Just send me a postcard and write 'spaghetti' on the back. I'll take care of expenses." Not knowing what else to do, the nurse took the money and flew to Italy. Six months went by and then one day the doctor's wife called him at the office and explained, "Dear, you received a very strange postcard in the mail today from Europe, and I don't understand what it means." The doctor said, "Just wait until I get home and I will explain it to you." Later that evening, the doctor came home, read the postcard, fell to the floor with a heart attack. Paramedics rushed him to the ER. The lead medic stayed back to comfort the wife. He asked what trauma had precipitated the cardiac arrest. So the wife picked up the card and read, "'Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti - Two with sausage and meatballs, two without.'

Late in the night he regained consciousness. He found himself in agonizing pain in the hospital's ICU, with tubes up his nose, wires monitoring every function and a gorgeous nurse hovering over him. He realized he'd obviously been in a serious accident. She gave him a deep look straight into the eyes, and he heard her slowly say, "You may not feel anything from the waist down." Somehow he managed to mumble in reply, "Can I feel your tits, then?" That, my friends, is a positive attitude!

 

Doctor: "You look exhausted." Blond: "I am. When your nurse phoned me yesterday and told me that I have to come today for a blood test, I spent the whole night studying for it.

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Q: What did the nurse say when she found a rectal thermometer in her pocket? A: "Some asshole has my pen!"

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                     " See Ya The Next Time Friends "



CRUISIN PAUL