Saturday, October 5, 2019

Cold Saturday Brrrr.

Well, well, well my good friends, good morning here in cold Amherstburg, Ontario, Canada. Right across the Detroit River is Michigan, USA. They are also cold today. Some Americans in the US really think that if they were crossing the Ambassador Bridge during the summer that they think that when you enter Windsor, there is snow and ice right away. Amazing. Detroit is hot and across the bridge is Window that is cold. Oh well


After the fire-truck arrived at a burning building in a small Spanish town, the firemen observed a man dressed in a matador’s costume prancing around on the roof. Four of the firemen held a safety-net and urged him to escape from the burning building by jumping into the net. He refused and loudly proclaimed, “I m Fearless Jose the bullfighter who fears nothing, not even fire.” The firemen begged and pleaded but to no avail. Jose kept prancing around while repeating the same phrase over and over until the firemen got really sick and tired of hearing it. Finally, when the flames began to scorch his butt, Jose announced he had changed his mind, was ready to jump and then leaped off the rooftop. As his body hurtled toward the safety-net, the four firemen shouted, “Ole!” and quickly moved it aside.

A man calls the fire department and says, “Yes, I have just had my front yard landscaped, I have a nice new flower bed, a new fish pond with a fountain and a new rose garden.” “Very nice,” the firefighter says, “but what does that have to do with the fire service?” “Well,” the man answers, “the house next door is on fire and I don’t want you to trample my front yard.”

The firefighter climbs the ladder to the bedroom of a burning house, and there he finds a curvaceous brunette, "Ah", he says, "you are the third pregnant girl I've rescued this month".
"But, I'm not pregnant!"
"You're not rescued yet!"


Two fellows were sitting in a coffee shop...suddenly the Town's Fire Alarm went off ... one jumped up and headed for the door ... his friend shouted, "Hey, Tom, I didn't know you were a fireman!"
Tom replied, "I'm not, but my girlfriend's husband is..."



              " Have A Great Day  My Good Friends "

Cruisin Paul


  1. I guess it's just Americans that think that? Of course no Canadian's think if it's cold in Ontario they can cross the bridge to Michigan and it will be hot? SMH

    1. Take it easy Lin. It's just a joke but I've been told by the bridge people that they have experienced this. Happy that you stopped by.

  2. Like the man who always thought he lived in Michigan, and when his land was surveyed he found out he was in Ohio. He was so excited and told the surveyor, "No more Michigan winters for me!" It's a fun old joke.

    Thanks for the funnies, and i hope you are having a great weekend!

  3. Mimi, now that is funny. Thanks for helping me my friend.

  4. Thanks for the firemen jokes. Over here, it is now raining outside and thank God the haze has been washed away. We are now in the monsoon season so the weather is much cooler now. Have a great week!

    1. Monsoon? Doesn't that mean that you'll be very wet for a long time Nancy?

  5. Guess what Pauleo...It's raining here as I type now that makes a change for London doesn't it LOL

    Those jokes made me laugh out loud LOL ...your not resued yet hahaha!

    Have a tanfastictastic week Pauleo and stay warm :-)

    1. Rain it's raining, come on now Steveo, it doesn't rain in London, does it? Ha,ha,ha,ha. Don't get to wet my friend.


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