Monday Before My Birthday

Good morning everyone. I'm getting excited for tomorrow. I'm turning 70 years old tomorrow and you ask why is it exciting? I'm not  going to repeat my story. You're problem bored about what happened to me but all I can say is, WOW, I made it.
My wife is taking me to my favorite place to eat, "Riccardo's "  It has wonderful Italian food and it sits near the river. We'll probably take a walk along the river after dinner or probably sitting watching the boats passing by.

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 This won't happen to us. Riccardo's only uses Marinara sauce
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Miss Manners

A woman walks up to an obnoxious drunk at a bar and tells him, "If you were my husband, I'd poison your drink." The man replies, "If you were my wife, I'd drink it."

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Weed Out

After sex, a lot of people like to smoke a cigarette. As a gay man, me and my boyfriend smoke weed after sex. After all, in the bible it says "if a man lies with another man, he should be stoned."

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Humorous Moment

A cop pulls over a car. He walks up to the car, the driver lowers his window and a cloud of weed smoke pours out.  The cop looks at the driver and notices his eyes are as red as a stop sign. The cop then asks the driver, "How high are you?
The driver laughs and says, No officer, it's Hi, How are you...

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Viagra Heist

Q: Did you hear about the crooks who stole a truckload of Viagra?
A: Police issued an APB for hardened criminals.
A: The Judge will likely impose a stiff sentence.

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Condoms for My Camels

There was an old lady who heard you could keep cigarettes dry at the beach by stuffing the pack into a condom. She stopped into the pharmacy to pick some up. The pharmacist said, "What brand of condoms to you prefer ma'am. "She said, "I'm not sure, they're for my Camels," at which point he fainted.

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     " Have A Very Beautiful Day My Friends. See Ya. "



Cruisin Paul