The Last Days Of Summer

Good morning everyone. It's a beautiful Saturday, sunny and warm but next week it will be Fall. That means after fall the winter, then Christmas and after Christmas it's 2020 and guess what? I know, it means my cruise. Whoopee! I'm so sorry to be so excited. 
I went golfing last Thursday and I did well. I did something that I never did before. My golf ball was behind the sand trap and after that it was the green. It was so close that a mistake meant hitting the ball in the bunker or hitting over the green. I hit a wonderful shot, it went over the sand bounced on the green bounced and hit the pin and left the ball about 10 feet from the hole. Then I putted the ball and it went right into the hole. Of  course it means nothing to you if you not a golfer but I was excited. LOL
Last night we went to dinner with Meilin, my friend Al's wife and also his older sister was here to visit him. Al is not doing very well. We'll be visiting him during the week. 
One final thing, my Ultrasound was on Wednesday and after checking both the veins & arteries, they told me that both my legs were A - OK . I was so happy and so were they.

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Two lawyers were walking along negotiating a case. "Look," said one, "let's be honest with each other." "Okay, you first," replied the other. That was the end of the discussion.

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An elderly man 82, just returned from the doctors only to find he didn’t have long to live. So he summons the three most important people in his life to tell. 1. His Doctor 2. His Priest 3. His Lawyer "Well today I found out I don’t have long to live. So I asked you three here, because your the most important people in my life. And I need to ask a favour. Today I am going to give each of you and envelope with $50,000 dollars in it. When I die, I would ask that all three of you throw the money in my grave." Well a few days later the man passed on, The doctor said, "I have to admit I kept $10,000 dollars of his money, he owed me lots of medical bills. But I threw the other $35,000 in." The Priest said, "I have to admit also I kept $25,000 dollars for the church. Its all going to a good cause. And I threw the rest in." Well the Lawyer just couldn’t believe what he was hearing, "I am surprised at you two. I wrote a check for the whole amount and threw it in."

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What’s the difference between two lawyers in a Porsche and a porcupine? The porcupine has pricks on the outside.

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A witness to an automobile accident was testifying. The following exchange took place between the lawyer and the witness: The lawyer: "Did you actually see the accident?" The witness: "Yes, sir." The lawyer: "How far away were you when the accident happened?" The witness: "Thirty-one feet, six and one quarter inches." The lawyer (thinking he’d trap the witness): "Well, sir, will you tell the jury how you knew it was exactly that distance?" The witness: "Because when the accident happened I took out a tape and measured it. I knew some stupid lawyer would ask me that question."

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Two lawyers, Jon and Amanpreet, head out for their usual 9 holes of golf. Jon offers Amanpreet a $50 bet. Amanpreet agrees and they’re off. They shoot a great game. After the 8th hole, Amanpreet is ahead by one stroke, but cuts his ball into the rough on the 9th. ”Help me find my ball. Look over there,” he says to Jon. After a few minutes, neither has any luck. Since a lost ball carries a four point penalty, Amanpreet secretly pulls a ball from his pocket and tosses it to the ground. ”I’ve found my ball!” he announces. ”After all of the years we’ve been partners and playing together,” Jon says, “you’d cheat me out of a lousy 50 bucks?” ”What do you mean, cheat? I found my ball sitting right there!” ”And you’re a liar, too!” Jon says. ”I’ll have you know I’ve been STANDING on your ball for the last five minutes!”

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 " See Ya Friends Until The Next Time "


Cruisin Paul