Saturday, September 7, 2019

Dull Saturday

Well my friends, here we have another day together. I'm looking out my window and there is no sun, just a gray day. Not much going on today so I'll be at my computer and the at my 70 inch TV watching Netflix. 

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The mother of a problem child was advised by a psychiatrist, "You are far too upset and worried about your son. I suggest you take tranquilizers regularly".

On her next visit the psychiatrist asked, "Have the tranquilizers calmed you down?"

"Yes", the boy's mother answered.

"And how is your son now?" the psychiatrist asked.

"Who cares?" the mother replied.



A police recruit was asked during the exam, "What would you do if you had to arrest your own mother?"

He said, "Call for backup."




Mother to daughter: "What kind of person is your new boyfriend? Is he respectable?"

"Of course he is, Mom. He's thrifty, doesn't drink or smoke, has a very nice wife and three well-behaved children."



Jesus came across an adulteress crouching in a corner with a crowd around her preparing to stone her to death. Jesus stopped them and said, "Let he who is without sin cast the first stone."

Suddenly a woman at the back of the crowd fired off a stone at the adulteress. At which point Jesus looked over and said, "Mother! Sometimes you really tick me off!"





Little Johnny came home from school one day and went by his mom's room. The door was open, so he looked in and saw his mom lying on the bed naked moaning and touching herself saying, "Ooh, I need a man! I need a man!"

The next day, Little Johnny got home from school and saw his mom lying on the bed naked with a naked guy on top of her. So Little Johnny ran to his room, stripped down naked, and started to touch himself, while moaning, "Ooh, I need a bike! I need a bike!"



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                        " See ya Friends "


Cruisin Paul

9 comments:

  1. Mother to daughter: "What kind of person is your new boyfriend? Is he respectable?"

    "Of course he is, Mom. He's thrifty, doesn't drink or smoke, has a very nice wife and three well-behaved children."

    Bwahahahahahahahaha.

    I'll ship you some sunshine from here. It's hot.

    Have a fabulous day, Paul. 😎

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    1. Well it looks like you sent some sun because this morning the sun is bright and shining. Thanks Sandee.

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  2. Yep, i'd call for backup, too, if i had to arrest my own mother.

    Thanks for the funnies, and i would ship you some sunshine but i will bet it comes with more heat than you want.

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  3. Sounds like your in London Pauleo LOL

    LOL all those jokes were funny loved if you wake him up I will rip your face off lmao

    Hope your having a nice Sunday it's nearly over here it's 10.32pm

    Take care Pauleo and enjoy the grey day a present from us heheh! :-)

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    1. Well Steveo, it's now 10:05 pm and I bet you're sleeping and dreaming about Brexit I bet. LOL See ya.

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  4. It has been very dull down under for weeks. The rain seems relentless. I hope it suns up for both of us.

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    1. Rhonda, your smile is a sunshine for all of us.

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  5. We too have gray sky today because of bad haze. Hoping for rain to wash away the haze.

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