Well my friends, here we have another day together. I'm looking out my window and there is no sun, just a gray day. Not much going on today so I'll be at my computer and the at my 70 inch TV watching Netflix.
The mother of a problem child was advised by a psychiatrist, "You are far too upset and worried about your son. I suggest you take tranquilizers regularly".
On her next visit the psychiatrist asked, "Have the tranquilizers calmed you down?"
"Yes", the boy's mother answered.
"And how is your son now?" the psychiatrist asked.
"Who cares?" the mother replied.
A police recruit was asked during the exam, "What would you do if you had to arrest your own mother?"
He said, "Call for backup."
Mother to daughter: "What kind of person is your new boyfriend? Is he respectable?"
"Of course he is, Mom. He's thrifty, doesn't drink or smoke, has a very nice wife and three well-behaved children."
Jesus came across an adulteress
crouching in a corner with a crowd around her preparing to stone her to
death. Jesus stopped them and said, "Let he who is without sin cast the first stone."
a woman at the back of the crowd fired off a stone at the adulteress.
At which point Jesus looked over and said, "Mother! Sometimes you really
tick me off!"
Little Johnny came home from school one day and went by his mom's room. The door was open, so he looked in and saw his mom lying on the bed naked moaning and touching herself saying, "Ooh, I need a man! I need a man!"
next day, Little Johnny got home from school and saw his mom lying on
the bed naked with a naked guy on top of her. So Little Johnny ran to
his room, stripped down naked, and started to touch himself, while
moaning, "Ooh, I need a bike! I need a bike!"
" See ya Friends "