It's Saturday and I'm happy. Good morning friends. How are you doing this morning? Snow is still on the ground and the weatherman informed us that next week Wednesday & Thursday we should expect a big snowstorm. So what. I'm not going any place except in side my home. I'm going nuts. I want Spring to come soon.
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Never catch snowflakes on your tongue
until all the birds have gone south for the winter.
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Maria had 3 children, snowflake, sand & brick.
One day snowflake goes to her mom and asks, " Mom, why am I called Snowflake." The mother replies, " because when you were born, a snowflake fell on your head."
The next day Sand goes asks , why am I called Sand and her replies because a small grain of sand fell on your head.
The next day Brick goes to his mother and asks her the same question . ksjndk jnkk dnvn bhjbsn.
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Friends are like snowflakes.
They will disappear if you pee on them.
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Women are like snowflakes,
Every one I touch suddenly disappears without a trace.
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Cruisin Paul
This flakey friend enjoyed your post today, thank you!
ReplyDeleteI love my flaky friends. They are so important in my life.Like you Mimi.
DeleteA cruise in the Caribbean would be wonderful today - it's cold (for Florida) and went down to freezin in the early hours this morning. I'll probably lose plants in my yard. Oh, well!
ReplyDeleteCan you cover your plants Carol? It's still very cold around here and during the week we're suppose to get a lot of snow.
Deletelove the cold/winter jokes. I'm glad I moved. :-)
ReplyDeleteDoes your area have snow and cold Peg? Have a good week.
DeleteI hope you don't go too nuts LOL
ReplyDeleteWe haven't had snow in London yet but it's been cold brrr
Loved the funnies heheh!
Have a snowflakestastic week Pauleo 👍
The next two days will give us a lot of snow about 15 blowing inches. We're under severe snow warnings
DeleteHope the snowstorm won't do any damage. Few days ago, a mini tornado wreaked havoc and damaged the roofs of 100 plus houses. Thankful that we were not in the same area and not affected. Please don't go nuts because we like you as you are. Thanks for the funnies and laugh. Take care, stay warm and healthy.
ReplyDeleteNancy, I will never go nuts, maybe a little marshmallow.LOL Thanks.
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