Oh my God!
The hell with it. You getting more winter.
We are getting a big storm right now. Today, Wednesday is getting 8 - 12 inches of snow and Thursday 8 - 10 inches of snow. This morning the power was going on and off at least 6 times. I hope that doesn't mean trouble. At least I have neighbors around us that all have snowblowers. I'll let you know on Saturday how we made out.
My 10 year old made this one up. Why doesn't a snowman wear snow pants?
Because his snow balls are too big.
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Snow White and Prince Charming are in Divorce Court.
The Judge asks, " So you want a divorce because your wife, Snow White is too moody? "
The Prince said, " No, I said that the last night I came home and she was feeling Happy, and then she was feeling Grumpy , and then she was feeling Bashful, then she was feeling Sleepy, and so on and so on. You get the idea?
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Why do Native Americans hate snow?
Because it's White and Settles on the our Land.
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Why did the Snowman pull down his pants?
Because the snowblower was coming.
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What do you call a snowman hooker?
A FROST - titute
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Why wasn't the Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs porn parody successful?
There were too many short comings.
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Cruisin Paul
Praying you have a great week in spite of the snow. Stay safe!
ReplyDeleteWe didn't get as much snow as they said but still enough. My wonderful neighbors were coming around and they got the snow away from the driveway.
DeleteSorry to hear about all that snow - wow! Stay warm and safe.
ReplyDeleteWe got lucky Carol. We didn't get as much as we er told but still got enough. Now it's very cold, cold, cold.
DeleteI can't stand the snow, I hope it melts soon and you can have a normal life soon
ReplyDeleteI've lived here all my life but I getting very bored with this white junk. Thanks for stopping by Malindha.
DeleteIt's winter Paul and you live in Ontario. This happens every year. But now you can't cruise so I imagine that is why it's bothering you so much this year. You can come visit me. It was 52 today.
ReplyDeleteYou know Peg, you are very observant. It's been 3 years since my last cruise and usually I'd be out in the Caribbean for about 10 t0 13 days. That break between the snow & cold and my cruise was enough to affect me but now, I'm snowed under, very cold and just very bored. Sorry for boring you with my complaining.
DeleteAnything excess is boring. Being hold up in the house with so much snow outside can be very boring. Plus the cold, brrrr...I won't be able to sleep when it is too cold.
ReplyDeleteYes it is cold even though the inside temp is 70 F. I'm getting to old for this. LOL
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