Good morning friends. It's been a very interesting weekend. First I went to watch my grandson Cole play hockey. He was in a tournament. He was great and he scored a goal and assisted another one. The next day he scored 3 goals. His number is number 9, just like the great Gordie Howe. Maybe Cole will be another Gordie Howe. I was so proud of him.
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The other interesting thing was about a new cruise ship called " Wonder of the Seas " It came in around 6:30 last night in Fort Laudaudale.
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Two Minnesota hunters travelled south to Iowa, one winter, to hunt deer.
After tracking a big stag for miles they finally get it in their sites and take it down.
As they struggled dragging the dead animal across the snowy, open fields, back to their pickup, they were stopped by a DNR officer and he asked to see their hunting licenses and stamps.
Assured that all was in order the officer wished them a good day, but offered some advice, "If you boys would pull from the front legs, instead of the back legs, the animal will glide easier the with the grain of the fur in the snow, instead of against the fur.
The hunters thanked the officer and took his advice.
After about an hour of pulling the deer, the first hunter says to the other. "That officer was a nice guy, and this deer is easier to pull."
As they struggled dragging the dead animal across the snowy, open fields, back to their pickup, they were stopped by a DNR officer and he asked to see their hunting licenses and stamps.
Assured that all was in order the officer wished them a good day, but offered some advice, "If you boys would pull from the front legs, instead of the back legs, the animal will glide easier the with the grain of the fur in the snow, instead of against the fur.
The hunters thanked the officer and took his advice.
After about an hour of pulling the deer, the first hunter says to the other. "That officer was a nice guy, and this deer is easier to pull."
The second hunter replies, " Yeah, he wasn't all that smart, we're getting further away from the truck. "
( Stupid )
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Windows & winter !!!!
During a cold winter day a wife
messaged to her husband that “the Windows frozen”. Husband replied to
pour some warm water on them. After a while husband received a message
again “No way, the computer is completely spoilt now” !
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Two kids were outside during winter throwing snowballs at each other,
The snow women found it funny,
The snowmen? Not so much.
The snowmen? Not so much.
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Did you hear about the big winter storm in New York?
It got so cold that bankers were walking around with their hands in their own pockets.
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Cruisin Paul
I agree with you 7000 people is too large for me.
ReplyDeleteTo me you couldn't really enjoy the ship at all.
Delete"The Sun is out, Why is it so cold?" Because it is winter in Ontario. 😛
ReplyDeleteThat is too big for me too, either on land or sea!
Oh, is that why it's cold Peg. LOL Enjoy your day.
DeleteWhile i hope you get to take another cruise someday, not that one.
ReplyDeleteThanks for the laughs!
Definitely it won't be any one of those ships of the Seas. They're far to large.
DeleteNice that you enjoyed watching your Grandson play Hockey and score too :-)
ReplyDeleteLOL @ the funnies especially the politician one sooo true :-)
Have a hockeytastic week Pauleo hope your doing well (I have added you as usual)👍
Hi Steveo. It was fun watching Cole play hockey. I got to see him and his team win the entire tournament.
DeleteCongratulations to your grandson for playing so well. Its a beautiful cruise ship but too large for comfort. Hope you will be able to go on a cruise soon. Stay warm, stay safe.
ReplyDeleteThamk you Nancy. Cole did very well in the tournament. I plan on going on a cruise as soon as I can but not on that ship. To large for me.
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