Thursday, March 24, 2022

It's Spring.....Cold & Wet

Good Thursday morning everyone or whomever is checking on my blog. Well Ron & I have finished his gazebo and it looks great. Now we have to get mine done but the weather isn't helping us. All I'm getting now is rain. 

I bought a hoodie outfit with the comment on the front " Amherst Alumni " and on the back it says 

" Once a Bulldog...... Always a Bulldog " with a Bulldog on the back. Now you are asking, whats that?  I graduated in 1970 from General Amherst High School. I played football for 3 years and I was totally involved with the school. Now, they built a brand new school with a brand name and no more Bulldog. It will now be a wolf. You know, they teach history and this guy called General Amherst did some bad things 300 years so now silly people wanted to get rid of anything dealing with Amherst even the name of my town, Amherstburg. I taught history for over 30 years and my goodness, if I was to change everything in history what would we have? I'm so upset with these stupid people but I guess I have to control.That's life.

 


 

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                      Spring Break in Arizona.

Two blonde are driving to Miami for Spring Beak.

On a long boring stretch of highway, they start complaining about how long it's taking to get there and the driver asks " What do you think is further away, Florida or the moon? " The passenger replies " Oh my God, you give blondes a bad name. I can't believe how stupid you are, you can't even see Florida from here." 


 What says the nymphomaniac's right leg to her left leg, at the end of Spring Break?

" Long time no see! "

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Two drunk students meet in a bar on Spring Break, and decide to screw on the beach

Guy can't find his condom, but decides to screw her anyways. When they finish, the girl says, "I should have asked before, but do you have herpes?"

Guy says, "No, I'm clean"

Girl responds, "Good - I don't want to get that shit again"


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Cruisin Paul

                              Curacao
                                                                                                  
 
                  



 

10 comments:

  1. OOH I was in Curacao once. Lovely. Aruba, Bonaire and Caracao. Did all 3 of the abc islands. I could go for that right now Paul.That first meme is gross, has this man no mirrors. LOL

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    1. I guess everyone doesn't mind showing his ........ Curacao was a beautiful place. We went back their three times.

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  2. Good work on the gazebo, i hope the rain clears out and you can get yours done soon.

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    1. Thanks, we did a good job and Ron's gazebo is completed. If the weather would only agree and we could do mine.

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  3. Hope the rain will stop long enough to finish putting up your gazebo so that you can enjoy having your own gazebo. The hot days are back without day for a few days.

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    1. Thanks Nancy. Unfortunately, it's raining and the weatherman said wet snow this weekend. Shucks!

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  4. we had rain last week and more is predicted tomorrow - today was beautiful with blue skies

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    1. We had sunshine but very cold temps.It's suppose to be very cold and freezing rain the next days. It says it's Spring.

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  5. Well I hope your able to sort your gazebo soon ready for the better weather then you will be in gazebo heaven :-)

    I liked all the funnies that cactus picture reminded me of something I just can't think why LOL

    Have a todgertastic week Pauleo 👍

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    1. It;s to cold to put the gazebo up and it's suppose to be very cold & freezing rain. Good riddance with the cold.

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