It's been some time writing my blog. I thought since I only had two people commenting I would do other things but now that Christmas is my heart and my entire home is decorated, I ready to go. Also last Saturday Amherstburg had their parade and my granddaughter Emily was on the parade.Here she is.
This is the picture that showed my mother years ago when she was Season's building during a party when she was with Santa Claus. She's no longer with us but we wish she was.
We are so proud of Emily and here horse Pepsi. Yes, that's the name of her horse. -------------------------------
---------------------------------------------------------One Christmas Eve, Santa was under a lot of stress.
He and Mrs.
Claus had just had a fight, it was nearly time to leave and his sleigh
wasn’t loaded, and the elves were talking about going on strike.
Then an angel walked into his office and asked, “Hey, Santa, what do you want me to do with this Christmas tree?”
And so was born the tradition of there being an angel on top of the Christmas tree.
Santa comes down a chimney one Christmas Eve and to his surprise
finds a gorgeous brunette waiting for him, wearing the sexiest lingerie
imaginable.
“Santa,” she purrs, “Can you stay for a while?”
Santa says, “Ho, ho ho! I’ve gotta go! Have to deliver toys to children, you know!”
She comes close, starts playing with his beard, whispers in his ear, “Santa, don’t you have a gift you would like to give me?”
Santa says, “Ho, ho, ho! I’ve gotta go! Have to spread Christmas cheer, you know!”
The
brunette takes off her straps, giving Santa a view of her breasts and
says, “Santa, are you sure there’s no gift you’d like to leave?”
Santa says, “Hey hey hey, might as well stay. I can’t get up the chimney this way!”
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Why are women’s breasts like a train set a kid gets at Christmas time?
Because they were originally made for children but the father wants to play with them.
Why are Christmas trees better than men?
Even the small ones give satisfaction.
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Cruisin Paul