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The Deacon's Last Words
A deacon is in the hospital and his good friend, a preacher, goes to visit him.
The preacher notices all the medical equipment attached to the deacon. He kneels by the bed.
The deacon motions to a pad and pen on the nightstand. The preacher hands his friend the pad and pen, and the deacon begins to write. Suddenly, the deacon dies.
At his funeral, the preacher delivers the service. He says, "I was with him when he died, and as a matter of fact, I have his last thought in my coat pocket here."
The preacher pulls out the paper and reads, "Please, get up. You're kneeling on my oxygen hose."
One day in class, the teacher told everyone to turn to a blank sheet
of paper in their notebooks. She noticed that Chip, the dumb jock, was
having trouble with her directions.
"Have you found a blank piece yet, Chip?" said the teacher.
"Nope. I haven't," said the dumb jock. "Somebody went through and drew lines across all of the pages."
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PAST CRUISE PHOTO
The big ocean and you can see another cruise ship so close to you. Amazing.
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'9/11 babies' turn 14 today, do good deeds in New York
Lest we not forget the past, but out of the ruins will grow the future.
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Yes, 9/11 is something we will not forget, Paul! Your photos are beautiful, and I liked the jokes. I hope your weekend will be wonderful, my friend. :)
ReplyDeleteRespect indeed. I will never forget. I will never forget who did this. I will not submit.
ReplyDeleteLoved all the jokes as always.
Have a fabulous day my friend. ☺
It will not be possible to forget 9/11. Happy Friday to you, Paul. My favourite is the blank page! Thank you for all your jokes that brighten up our day!
ReplyDeleteNope we will never fotget :-(
ReplyDeleteYou mention Big Brother we half way through our Celeb Big Brother series at the moment the theme is USA v UK and it's pandemonium LOL
loved the jokes heheh!
I'm still waiting for my bumble bee ride if you don't turn up within an hour you can buzz off LOL :-)
Have a funtastic day Paul :-)
We will never forget. Never.
ReplyDeleteThe answer to your cruising question: going to Hawaii!
Big hugs, honey...