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Blonde Joke
This blonde decides one day that she is sick and tired of allthese blonde jokes and how all blondes are perceived as stupid,
so she decides to show her husband that blondes really are
smart. While her husband is off at work, she decides that she is
going to paint a couple of rooms in the house.
The next day, right after her husband leaves for work, she gets
down to the task at hand. Her husband arrives home at 5:30 and
smells the distinctive smell of paint. He walks into the living
room and finds his wife lying on the floor in a pool of sweat.
He notices that she is wearing a ski jacket and a fur coat at
the same time.
He goes over and asks her if she is OK. She replies yes. He asks
what she is doing. She replies that she wanted to prove to him
that not all blonde women are dumb and she wanted to do it by
painting the house. He then asks her why she has a ski jacket
over her fur coat. She replies that she was reading the
directions on the paint can and they said....
FOR BEST RESULTS, PUT ON TWO COATS.
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I wish I could grow my roses just like this one. LOL
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PAST CRUISE PHOTOS
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All done for the day. Have a beautiful day my friends and enjoy the weekend just before school starts.
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I'm glad you had a wonderful day yesterday. Good for you.
ReplyDeleteLoved all the jokes and especially the blonde and her two coats. Bless her heart.
I got the birthday card you sent yesterday. Thank you so much. It made me smile.
Have a fabulous day and weekend my friend. ☺
LOL Paul! The orthopedic bed for men is a scream, and your photos are gorgeous! Love all the jokes, and the kitten is adorable! Rain is nice, I hope we get some here in Montreal, it is pretty hot and humid, although thankfully we got a better day with much less humidity. The central air conditioning is on the fritz where I live and should be fixed next week, after Labour Day. :)
ReplyDeleteIt's good that you had a good day Paul
ReplyDeleteThe text joke and blonde one was hilarious LOL
Nice photo and what a beautiful view
That Rose is huge LOL
Have a rosetastic restful day ;-)
All sun here in nawth jawjah. Loved the jokes.
ReplyDeleteBig hugs, honey...
Love the text joke and the last frame about finding lost things...among other things in between. Have a great weekend.
ReplyDeleteHi Paul, good to hear you had a wonderful day! The text joke and the 2 coats are really funny! The rest are good too! I wish to grow my flowers that big too!
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