Tuesday, September 1, 2015

Hot Tuesday

Good morning friends. We're preparing for a week of hi temperature, close to 90 degrees. Today starts the beginning of September and next week the kiddies go back to school. Not me. I've been retired from teaching for 10 years. Can you believe that, 10 years and I can still remember the last day when I walked out of St. Bernard School. The principal picked me up in her Corvette. Knowing that I liked Corvettes ( That was before I tried to get into one. ) That morning my last class had a party arranged with each student walking up to me presenting me a rose ( they knew I liked roses ) Later in the morning the principal called me into her office. ( Trouble on my last day? ) She inform me that she was taling me down to gym. As we walked into the gym, the entire school were there. My wife, children & my mother were seated waiting for me. They had arranged an presentation  for me with each class giving me something of Love. When they were finished, I couldn't stop my tears. After lunch my class had with help of 4 mothers some gifts showing how they felt about me. Once again, tears fell down my face. When the bell rang ended that signified  the end of the school year and my teaching career, each student hugged me ( tears again )  and said good bye. Later the staff my friends ) gave me a little party with gifts and after my room was cleaned for the next teacher coming in taking my place, I left my teaching life for the last time. Ten years, wow!





One weekend, the husband is in the bathroom shaving when the kid he hired to mow his lawn, a local kid named Bubba, comes in to pee. The husband slyly looks over and is shocked at how immensely endowed Bubba is. He can't help himself, and asks Bubba what his secret is.
"Well," says Bubba, "every night before I climb into bed with a girl, I whack my penis on the bedpost three times. It works, and it sure impresses the girls!"
The husband was excited at this easy suggestion and decided to try it that very night. So before climbing into bed with his wife, he took out his penis and whacked it three times on the bedpost. His wife, half-asleep, said, "Bubba? Is that you?"


                                  This would be one heck of a bacon & tomato sandwich.


                                                     An excursion while in Costa Rica.


                           That's it for the day. I hope that you'll entire the day to the fullest. 

                                                                               SEE YA!


  1. The jokes made me laugh, Paul, and wow, what a tomato! :) I hope your day and rest of the week are wonderful. It is pretty hot and humid here in Montreal and will get even worse tomorrow. I am bracing myself for it. Stay safe.

  2. Yes, that is a king sized tomato! The Costa Rica excursion looks very enjoyable.

  3. What a wonderful last day as a teacher you had. That really rocks.

    Loved the jokes as always. The Bubba one made me laugh out loud.

    Wow on that tomato.

    Have a fabulous day my friend. ☺

  4. Corvettes really are hard to get into, a least the older ones. I don't know about the ones made in recent years.

    Oh, I wish I could un-see that cartoon about the spa. Massage tables will never be the same after this. LOL

  5. What a wonderful story about your last day as a teacher very heartwarming, it reminded me a bit of the film To Sir With Love.

    I laughed at your jokes can you imagine the embarrassment laying the wrong way round at the spa LMAO.

    That big tomato is definitely not for roasting LOL

    I liked the excursion photo looked like a nice one

    Have a hottastic day Paul :-)


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