Wednesday, September 2, 2015

Very Hot Wednesday

Nice to see you this morning everyone. I'm writing this morning because I'll be golfing tomorrow. Brian, another golfing friend stopped yesterday and asked me if I would like to golf Thursday. Are you crazy I said. I'd love to go. Last week I went to Golf Town and changed the grips of 5 of my clubs. My clubs were sliding out of my hands and Brian said that I needed to change the grips. I also changed the grip the grip on my putter and put on at the top a piece to put on that would allow me to pick up my ball out of the hole. The guys would always have to pick up my ball since I'm not able to bend down without tipping over. They would laugh at me so they said we;ll pick the ball up for you. Now I'll be able to do it myself without tipping over. I'm really looking forward to going out with the guys. Last night Al & Meilin were over and Al was unbelievable last night. Every ball he hit went into the pocket. I was amazed. After they had some chips & brownies. Not me, I just had some tea.  They invited us over Friday for a BBQ and of course some pool. 


 Husband takes the wife to a disco. There’s a guy on the dance floor giving it large – break dancing, moonwalking, back flips, the works. The wife turns to her husband and says: "See that guy? 25 years ago he proposed to me and I turned him down." Husband says: "Looks like he’s still  celebrating his luck!!"

 A man goes to see a wizard and says "can you lift a curse that was put on me years ago ?" "Maybe," says the wizard, "if you can remember the exact words of the curse ?" The man replies without hesitation "I pronounce you man and wife ..."

 A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word. An earlier discussion had led to an argument and neither of them wanted to concede their position. As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats and pigs, the husband asked sarcastically, "Relatives of yours?" "Yep," the wife replied, "in-laws."


Wife: "What are you doing?" Husband : Nothing. Wife : "Nothing...? You've been reading our marriage certificate for an hour." Husband : "I was looking for the expiration date." 

A girl tells her boyfriend:
- After our marriage I will let you kiss me where nobody else has kissed me.
- Where is that?
- In Hawaii.

                                                                       " Interesting " !

                                                 I love the water of the Caribbean. So blue.
                                               Coming into the pier at Cozumal, Mexico.

That's it for today friends. I hope that you have a beautiful Wednesday. Maybe I'll go and sit by the river and contemplate my golfing tomorrow. LOL.

                                                                            SEE YA !


  1. I'm glad you get to go golfing tomorrow. I know you so enjoy that.

    loved all the jokes.

    Have a fabulous day my friend. ☺

  2. Hi Paul, over here we are having bad hazy days. You do have some funny jokes there! Love the blue water of the Caribbean and the pier of Cozumal.

  3. Funny jokes and lovely photos! :)

  4. Enjoy the golfing! Although i get the feeling you would rather be cruising. A cruise that takes you to ports that have famous golf courses?

  5. Enjoyed those jokes, especially the kitty. Revenge...yes!

    Big hugs, honey...

  6. Hope you enjoy your golfing Paul

    Those jokes cracked me up today and that cat and the toilet seat up one hahaha!

    All that lovely blue in the photos no sea around the UK looks like that LOL

    Have a holeinonetastic day Paul :-)


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