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Husband takes the wife to a disco. There’s a guy on the dance floor giving it large – break dancing, moonwalking, back flips, the works. The wife turns to her husband and says: "See that guy? 25 years ago he proposed to me and I turned him down." Husband says: "Looks like he’s still celebrating his luck!!"
A man goes to see a wizard and says "can you lift a curse that was put on me years ago ?" "Maybe," says the wizard, "if you can remember the exact words of the curse ?" The man replies without hesitation "I pronounce you man and wife ..."
A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word. An earlier discussion had led to an argument and neither of them wanted to concede their position. As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats and pigs, the husband asked sarcastically, "Relatives of yours?" "Yep," the wife replied, "in-laws."
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Wife: "What are you doing?" Husband : Nothing. Wife : "Nothing...? You've been reading our marriage certificate for an hour." Husband : "I was looking for the expiration date."
A girl tells her boyfriend:
- After our marriage I will let you kiss me where nobody else has kissed me.
- Where is that?
- In Hawaii.
- After our marriage I will let you kiss me where nobody else has kissed me.
- Where is that?
- In Hawaii.
" Interesting " !
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PAST CRUISE PHOTOS
I love the water of the Caribbean. So blue.
Coming into the pier at Cozumal, Mexico.
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That's it for today friends. I hope that you have a beautiful Wednesday. Maybe I'll go and sit by the river and contemplate my golfing tomorrow. LOL.
SEE YA !
I'm glad you get to go golfing tomorrow. I know you so enjoy that.
ReplyDeleteloved all the jokes.
Have a fabulous day my friend. ☺
Hi Paul, over here we are having bad hazy days. You do have some funny jokes there! Love the blue water of the Caribbean and the pier of Cozumal.
ReplyDeleteFunny jokes and lovely photos! :)
ReplyDeleteEnjoy the golfing! Although i get the feeling you would rather be cruising. A cruise that takes you to ports that have famous golf courses?
ReplyDeleteEnjoyed those jokes, especially the kitty. Revenge...yes!
ReplyDeleteBig hugs, honey...
Hope you enjoy your golfing Paul
ReplyDeleteThose jokes cracked me up today and that cat and the toilet seat up one hahaha!
All that lovely blue in the photos no sea around the UK looks like that LOL
Have a holeinonetastic day Paul :-)