Is This Really May?

Good morning all of my good friends. I have a lot to say this morning, well some things to say. During the week I went to have my pedicure. Oh my goodness. It was wonderful. My feet never felt so good and they look great. I've always had ugly looking toes and mails but after that pedicure, they look young and beautiful. I'm having another one done at the end of June and from then on I'll probably have one as time goes on especially just before my cruise.
Yesterday as I was writing my blog ( I forgot to publish it, sorry ) my friend Gerry came over and told me if I want to play golf, I have to get my butt going and I did. ( That's why I forgot to publish my blog. Sorry again ) I really enjoyed the day. The guys that I was playing golf with were great guys. I even had a par the second tin\me out. The only problem is after I got home and sat down after golf, my right leg was very painful and it was difficult walking for a while. I guess it's just getting old.
Today Mary Lou & I are going to see a new place call Rochester Place Resort. There is a golf course that has cottages for people who would like to stay for 2, 3, 4 or even a week for a vacation. We both like this idea. Later we are going for dinner with my Uncle Rocco. He called last night and said that my cousin Tony & wife were coming over for a visit. I want to see my cousin because I haven't seen him for at about 2 years. 
Well I was right. I said that I had a lot to say. Sorry about that.

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Gynecological Echo

A woman goes to the gynecologist for an exam. She puts her feet into the stirrups and the doctor begins his exam.

After a moment, he says, "You have an unusually deep vagina."

The woman replies, "You don't have to say it twice."

The doctor says, "I didn't."

Old Lady Birth Control Pills

An elderly woman went to her local doctor's office and asked to speak with her doctor. When the receptionist asked why she was there, she replied, "I'd like to have some birth control pills." Taken back, the doctor thought for a minute and then said, "Excuse me, Mrs. Glenwood, but you're 80 years old. What would you possibly need birth control pills for?"  The woman replied, "They help me sleep better." The doctor considered this for a second, and continued, "How in the world do birth control pills help you sleep?" The woman said, "I put them in my granddaughter's orange juice, and I sleep better at night."

Grandma Changed

In the dim and distant past, when life's tempo wasn't so fast, Grandma used to rock and knit, Crochet, tat and babysit. When the kids were in a jam, they could always call on Gram. However, today she's in the gym exercising to keep slim. She's checking the web or surfing the net, sending some e-mail or placing a bet. Nothing seems to stop or block her, now that Grandma's off her rocker.

Jewish Grandma

A little old Jewish grandmother gives directions to her grown grandson who is coming to visit with his wife:
"You come to the front door of the apartment complex. I am in apartment 3A. There is a big panel at the door. With your elbow push button 3A. I will buzz you in. Come inside, the elevator is on the right. Get in, and with your elbow hit 3. When you get out, I am on the left. With your elbow, hit my doorbell."
"Grandma, that sounds easy, but why am I hitting all those buttons with my elbow?"
"You're coming empty-handed?

                                                                                                                                                                

Well that's it for today. 

                                                                            " SEE YA "