Saturday, May 7, 2016

The Day Before Mother's Day

Good morning all of my wonderful friends especially those that are Mothers. Tomorrow is your special day. Why am I writing this post today you ask? Well I'll be busy taking my wife out for a special breakfast. I wanted to bring her for Brunch but she informed that Brunch has to much food and she wouldn't be able to even  attempt to try to eat all the food that is on the menu and most of all the cost. For me I wanted to take her cost or not but she's in control, it's her special day. Yesterday I went out and bought a special gift for her. In Amherstburg there is this place called " Shar's Spa " and they had a special, $120 for $100 and my wife could choose whatever she wanted that is on list. She could choose and mix. Sounded good to me. My wife has been pushing me to have a pedicure. She's told me that my feet look awful so next week I'm going to have my first pedicure. Wish me luck.



Child Sent to Bed
A small boy is sent to bed by his mother...
[Five minutes later]
"I'm thirsty. Can you bring me a glass of water?"
"No. You had your chance. Lights out."
[Five minutes later]
"I'm THIRSTY...Can I have a glass of water??"
"I told you NO! If you ask again I'll have to spank you!!"
[Five minutes later]
"When you come in to spank me, can you bring me a glass of water?"

Boa Constrictor

I was in a pet store picking up some pet food for my dog when I overheard the following conversation. A cute girl peaks over the counter and politely asks the sales representative. “I’m interested in buying a rabbit.” “Oh sure we’ve got lots of rabbits” gushed the motherly sales representative. “Do you have any specific color in mind? We’ve got some adorable white Bunnies down this isle.” The lady exclaimed. “Oh” said the cute girl with a wave of her hand, “I really don’t think my boa constrictor would care about what color it is!”


Three sons left home, went out on their own and prospered. Getting back together, they discussed the gifts they were able to give their elderly mother.

The first said, "I built a big house for our mother."

The second said," I sent her a Mercedes with a driver."

The third smiled and said, "I've got you, both beat. You know how Mom enjoys the Bible, and you know she can't see very well. I sent her a brown parrot that can recite the entire Bible. It took 20 monks in a monastery 12 years to teach him. I had to pledge to contribute $100,000.00 a year for 10 years, but it was worth it. Mom just has to name the chapter and verse, and the parrot will recite it."

Soon thereafter, Mom sent out her letters of thanks: "Milton," she wrote the first son, "The house you built is so huge. I live in only one room, but I have to clean the whole house."

"Marvin," she wrote to another, "I am too old to travel. I stay home all the time, so I never use the Mercedes. And the driver is so rude!"

"Dearest Melvin," she wrote to her third son, "You were the only son to have the good sense to know what your mother likes. That chicken was delicious."

That's it for today my friends. Have a great Saturday, I will since it has stated to warm up. All those wonderful mothers around, enjoy your special Mother's Day. 

                                                                          " SEE YA " 

                                                     Happy Mother's Day Mary Lou.


  1. Happy Mother's Day to Mary Lou. You'll make sure she has a fine day.

    I stole the three sons joke. That's a good one.

    Have a fabulous day Paul and enjoy that pedicure. ☺

  2. Your wife is a lucky woman, Paul. You really appreciate her and that means a lot. Have a great day tomorrow.

    I love the list of mom's favorite sayings. My mom said all but one of them...the one about wait until your father comes home.

    Can't wait to hear about the pedicure.

  3. Happy Mothers day to Mary Lou from me too looks like it;s going to be a good day :-)

    Hope your pedicure goes ok I have had 2 before and as I cannot stand my feet being touched they would't do it anymore LOL.

    Loved the funnies Paul read them out loud that got laughs heheh!

    Mother's day here was back in March so i wish all Mum's over that side of the pond a lovely day :-)

  4. Happy Mother's Day to your sweet wife!

    One of my friend's children really did set the kitchen on fire trying to warm up the pop-tarts. It was a good thing older brother was in the Civil Air Patrol Cadets and had been trained to use a fire extinguisher.


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