One, is how people today treat others so rudely to one another. Before we never acted to one another. What's causing this? The respect to one another has disappeared.
Second, I've found, Netflix. The shows and movies are fantastic. That's all I'll say about that because I have to get my post completed so that can watch my show on Netflix.
A child asked his father, "How were people born?" So his father said, "Adam and Eve made babies, then their babies became adults and made babies, and so on." The child then went to his mother, asked her the same question and she told him, "We were monkeys then we evolved to become like we are now." The child ran back to his father and said, "You lied to me!" His father replied, "No, your mom was talking about her side of the family."
A lady comes home from her doctor's appointment grinning from ear to ear. Her husband asks, "Why are you so happy?" The wife says, "The doctor told me that for a forty-five year old woman, I have the breasts of a eighteen year old." "Oh yeah?" quipped her husband, "What did he say about your forty-five year old ass?" She said, "Your name never came up in the conversation."
A husband exclaims to his wife one day, "Your butt is getting really big. It's bigger than the BBQ grill!" Later that night in bed, the husband makes some advances towards his wife who completely brushes him off. "What's wrong?" he asks. She answers, "Do you really think I'm going to fire up this big-ass grill for one little weenie?"
A couple were in their bedroom and the girl says to her boyfriend, "I wish I had bigger tits".
The boyfriend says "Well what I recommend is to get some toilet tissue and rub it between your tits for 2 months".
"How will that help to make my tits bigger?" asks the girlfriend.
"Well it worked for your ass" says the boyfriend.
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" SEE YA SOON FRIENDS "
Cruisin Paul
If you've found Netflix, you might never come up for air.
ReplyDeleteThanks for the laughs!
LOL Mimi, you just might be right. I've got these shows in my mind but cruising is still my main idea.
DeleteWe only have Netflix and Amazon Prime for television. Netflix is our favorite. There are so many wonderful shows.
ReplyDeleteHave a fabulous day and weekend, Paul. ☺
Sandee, I totally agree with you. I just completely a section called " Hemlock Gove " , a horror type story which I enjoy.
DeleteLove the funnies. Thanks man!
ReplyDeleteGene, I'm so happy that you have laughed each time that you arrived at my blog. That's what I want, happiness.
DeleteThere appears to be a lot of size issues this week. Better go watch some Netflix.
ReplyDeleteI am. I am Rhonda LOL.
DeleteLOL loved the jokes Pauleo I think poor Walter should go lower in future LOL
ReplyDeleteHave a Netflixtastic day Pauleo :-)
PS: I replied to your comment ;-)
I guess I might have to do what Walter has to do. Go lower. LOL
DeleteJust be careful of your back Pauleo :-)
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ReplyDeleteYou must have written down a humdinger Steveo to remove it. LOL
DeleteNetflix sounds good. A friend recommend us Netflix but we are not watching much TV. Have a great day!
ReplyDeleteI've got crazy with Netflix.
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