Good morning everyone. It snowed yesterday throughout the day but not heavily so there isn't much snow on the ground. The weather is crazy around the world. How is around your place?
An elderly Canadian gentleman of 83 arrived in Paris by plane.
At the French customs desk, the man took a few minutes to locate his
passport in his carry-on bag.
"You have been to France before, monsieur?" the customs officer asked,
The elderly gentleman admitted he had been to France previously.
"Then you should know enough to have your passport ready."
The Canadian said, "The last time I was here, I didn't have to show it."
"Impossible, Canadians always have to show your passports on arrival in
The Canadian senior gave the Frenchman a long hard look, then he quietly
explained, "Well, when I came ashore at Juno Beach on D Day in 1944 to
help liberate this country, I couldn't find any Frenchmen to show it
This is Captain Sinclair speaking.
On behalf of my crew I'd like to welcome you aboard British Airways
flight 602 from New York to London.
We are currently flying at a height of 35,000 feet midway across the
If you look out of the windows on the starboard side of the aircraft,
you will observe that both the starboard engines are on fire.
If you look out of the windows on the port side, you will observe that
the port wing has fallen off.
If you look down towards the Atlantic ocean, you will see a little
yellow life raft with three people in it waving at you.
That's me your captain, the co-pilot, and one of the air stewardesses.
This is a recorded message.
Have a good flight!
A beautiful woman who had a golden little plane necklace was seated next to a guy on the plane.
During the flight all the time he was gazing at the necklace.
When the woman asked him: "Are you
interested in my necklace?"
"No lady; I would rather its runway!" answered the guy.
" SEE YA FOR NOW! "