Monday, March 4, 2019

A New Monday

Good morning everyone. It snowed yesterday throughout the day but not heavily so there isn't much snow on the ground. The weather is crazy around the world. How is around your place?

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An elderly Canadian gentleman of 83 arrived in Paris by plane. At the French customs desk, the man took a few minutes to locate his passport in his carry-on bag. "You have been to France before, monsieur?" the customs officer asked, sarcastically. The elderly gentleman admitted he had been to France previously. "Then you should know enough to have your passport ready." The Canadian said, "The last time I was here, I didn't have to show it." "Impossible, Canadians always have to show your passports on arrival in France!" The Canadian senior gave the Frenchman a long hard look, then he quietly explained, "Well, when I came ashore at Juno Beach on D Day in 1944 to help liberate this country, I couldn't find any Frenchmen to show it to."



 This is Captain Sinclair speaking. On behalf of my crew I'd like to welcome you aboard British Airways flight 602 from New York to London. We are currently flying at a height of 35,000 feet midway across the Atlantic. If you look out of the windows on the starboard side of the aircraft, you will observe that both the starboard engines are on fire. If you look out of the windows on the port side, you will observe that the port wing has fallen off. If you look down towards the Atlantic ocean, you will see a little yellow life raft with three people in it waving at you. That's me your captain, the co-pilot, and one of the air stewardesses. This is a recorded message. Have a good flight!






A beautiful woman who had a golden little plane necklace was seated next to a guy on the plane.

During the flight all the time he was gazing at the necklace. When the woman asked him: "Are you

interested in my necklace?" "No lady; I would rather its runway!" answered the guy.





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                      " SEE YA FOR NOW! "

Cruisin Paul

 


11 comments:

  1. All these make you not want to get on an airplane. People don't act very well on airplanes anymore. It's all about them. Bless their hearts.

    Thanks for the laughs and have a great day and week, Paul. 😎

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    1. Thanks for flying in Sandee. I agree with you, people today are so rude. See ya.

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  2. Sadly the travel memes are real. :-)
    It's cold as all get out here. Normally on this date every year I smile and see the crocus and daffodils. Last year I cut some and brought them inside on this very week. Right now it's so windy and cold and yesterday we had a dusting. Weird year of weather!

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    1. I agree on both counts Peg. I can't wait until it get warm again.

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  3. It's been cold windy and raining here ...no change here then LOL

    LOL they would charge you to fart if they could get awat with it :-)

    Have a duty freetastic week Pauleo Cornetto :-)

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    1. Every time I get on a plane, I ready to pay to go to the bathroom on the plane. I can't say LOL because it might happen in the future.

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  4. The weather here got warm and the azaleas came out, so did the Japanese magnolias and a few others. Now it's cold for us, but i think it won't kill the flowers.

    Thanks for the funnies, i hope i never have to fly on a plane again.

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    1. It's nice to see that the flowers are coming out. Here, the snow is on the ground.

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  5. The weather here is very hot. Can't sleep without the air con. Avoid going outdoor during the day.

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    1. We are cold, cold, cold here in Amherstburg.

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  6. $5 for trash? Sounds like the Ryanair attempt to charge to use the toilet. They must have thought the better of it and decided they didn't want wet and smelly floors.

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