Saturday, March 23, 2019

Sunny Saturday

Good morning everyone. Spring has sprung. It's warming up nicely and it's time to start spring cleaning, inside and out. Oh how exciting.

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                                 Grandparents are Funny



Grandparents Piano Escape

Little Ben came into the house with a new harmonica. 'Grandpa, do you mind if I play this in here?'
'Of course not, Ben. I love music. In fact, when your Grandma and I were young, music saved my life.'
'What happened?'
'Well, it was during the famous Johnstown flood. The dam broke, and when the water hit our house, it knocked it right off the foundation. Grandma got on the dining room table and floated out safely.'
'How about you?'
'Me? I accompanied her on the piano!'





Grandfather in The Ark? Classic funny short story - Grandfather ark story

My sister's eldest boy liked nothing better than to sit on his grandfather's knee and have stories read to him.  One day after a story about Noah's ark, and how Noah led pairs of animals to the safety of the ark. 
The little boy asked, 'Granddad, you are very old, were you in Noah's ark?' Gosh no', said Granddad.' In that case, how come you didn't drown when the flood came?'


( Smart little kid )



A Hilarious Tale To Make You Laugh
Grandma Quinn is eighty-eight years old and still drives her own car. Her granddaughter Jacqueline Pearson, who lives in Boston, Massachusetts, USA, sent Will and Guy this letter and asked that it be put on the site.
We have to admit, this story had Will laughing out loud.
Dear Grand-daughter
The other day I went up to our local Christian book store and saw a 'Honk if you love Jesus ' bumper sticker. I was feeling particularly sassy that day because I had just come from a thrilling choir performance, followed by a thunderous prayer meeting.
So, I bought the sticker and put it on my bumper.
Boy, am I glad I did; what an uplifting experience that followed.
I was stopped at a red light at a busy intersection, just lost in thought about the Lord and how good he is, and I didn't notice that the light had changed.
It is a good thing someone else loves Jesus because if he hadn't honked, I'd never have noticed. I found that lots of people love Jesus!  While I was sitting there, the guy behind started honking like crazy, and then he leaned out of his window and screamed, 'For the love of God!' 'Go! Go! Go! Jesus Christ, GO!'
What an exuberant cheerleader he was for Jesus! Everyone started honking! I just leaned out my window and started waving and smiling at all those loving people. I even honked my horn a few times to share in the love!
There must have been a man from Florida back there because I heard him yelling something about a sunny beach. I saw another guy waving in a funny way with only his middle finger stuck up in the air. I asked my young teenage grandson in the back seat what that meant. He said it was probably a Hawaiian good luck sign or something.
Well, I have never met anyone from Hawaii, so I leaned out the window and gave him the good luck sign right back.
My grandson burst out laughing. Why even he was enjoying this religious experience!
A couple of the people were so caught up in the joy of the moment that they got out of their cars and started walking towards me. I bet they wanted to pray or ask what church I attended, but this is when I noticed the light had changed. So, grinning, I waved at all my brothers and sisters, and drove on through the intersection.
I noticed that I was the only car that got through the intersection before the light changed again and felt kind of sad that I had to leave them after all the love we had shared.
So I slowed the car down, leaned out the window and gave them all the Hawaiian good luck sign one last time as I drove away. Praise the Lord for such wonderful folks!
Will write again soon,
Love, Grandma









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Cruisin Paul
 

13 comments:

  1. So you have the sun. It's raining here and will be most of next week. I'm tired of this gloomy weather.

    I loved the grandma driver with the Hawaiian Good Luck Sign.

    Have a fabulous weekend, Paul. 😎

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    1. It's gloomy today but oh well, I'm alive. LOL

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  2. Well It's gloomy and chilly here and colder next week but no rain so far which makes a change for here LOL :-)

    I liked the jokes especially the kick the bucket one LOL

    Have a tanfastical weekend Pauleo ;-)

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    1. See Steveo, you sent the gloomy and chill over here to me this morning. Thanks a lot. LOL

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  3. We are into autumn yet it is mostly sunny and warm. I thought that grandkids are to be spoilt and your kids get to deal with it.

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    1. Your Autumn is my Spring and my wife told me it will be 53 degrees today.

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  4. Grandma says if she'd known how fabulous grandchildren were, she would have wanted them first.

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  5. Love the destroyed house cartoon. My grandkids ransack every time they come. LOL

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    1. Thanks to following along with me.

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    2. I'm new to this blog thing. Hard teaching this old dog a new trick. My wife has been enjoying nancy's food and garden pics. You have so many adventures. We enjoy all the places we will never see in person. How many munchkins do you have tearing up your house. We have 5 grandkids. 4 girls and 1 boy. Poor boy. Keep up the great pics. Take care, TrippinTim

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  6. Thanks for all the funny jokes. The best one is the grandma with the Hawaiian good luck sign! Ha ha ha!

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    1. That's the one that I enjoyed the most. See ya.

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