Getting Cold Saturday

For some reason, I woke up very early this morning. Even Mary Lou was shocked when I woke her up. I don't know why but here I am. Good morning friends. What an unusual week. I got my flu shot and that evening my throat started closing up. I've never had a reaction like that. They told me that they gave me a special flu shot because I'm now 70. Then next morning suddenly my nose started to bleed. I got that stopped and after that everything went well. What a weird beginning of November. Next week in the low 40's and the next week in the low 30's. Winter isn't even here yet. Very weird.

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                Thanks Mom & Dad for making me.

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Daughter: Dad
Dad: Yes honey
Daughter: Im Lesbian
Dad: Ok
Daughter 2: Dad
Dad: Yes?
Daughter 2: Im lesbian too
Dad: GOD does anyone like boys around here
Son: I do…

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jack and jill went up the hill to do it in the water. jack slipped, his condom ripped, and now they have a daughter

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Absence!

Father: Why did you get such a low score in that exam?
Son: Absence!
Father: You were absent on the day of the exam?
Son: No but the boy who sits next to me was!

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Beans

A teacher asked her students to use the word "beans" in a sentence. "My father grows beans," said one girl. "My mother cooks beans," said a boy. A third student spoke up, "We are all human beans."

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Coming Downstairs

Teddy came thundering down the stairs, much to his father's annoyance.

"Teddy,' he called, 'how many more times have I got to tell you to come down the stairs quietly? Now, go back up and come down like a civilised human being."

There was a silence, and Teddy reappeared in the front room.

"That's better," said his father. "Now will you always come down stairs like that?"

"Suits me," said Teddy. "I slid down the bannister."

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         Have A Great Weekend Friends.



CRUISIN PAUL