Saturday, December 14, 2019

Still No Sun Saturday, Blah.

Good Morning, good morning, good morning. 
Well, I took my Camero off the road for the winter. As far as the fob is concerned, when I put my car back on the road, I'll finish with this fob problem. Everyone tells me changing a fob takes no more then 5 minutes. My problem I guess deals with a difficulty  at the factory. It had to be my Camero. Oh well.



Little Johnny's Christmas

It is near the Christmas school break. The teacher has turned in all her grades. All the kids are restless because there is nothing to do and it is near the end of the day.

The teacher says, "Whoever answers the questions I ask first and correctly can leave early today."
Little Johnny says to himself, "Good, I want to get outta here. I'm smart and will answer the question".

The teacher asked, "Who said 'Four Score and Seven Years Ago'?"
Before Johnny could open his mouth, Susie said, "Abraham Lincoln". The teacher said, "That's right Susie. You can go". Johnny was MAD.

he teacher asked, "Who said, 'I Have a Dream'?"
Before Johnny could open his mouth, Mary said, "Martin Luther King". The teacher said, "That's right Mary. You can go". Johnny was even MADDER than before.

The teacher asked, "Who said 'Ask not, what your country can do for you'?"
Before Johnny could open his mouth, Nancy said, "John Kennedy". The teacher said, "That's right Nancy . You can go". Johnny was BOILING MAD.

Then the teacher turned her back, and Johnny said, "I wish these bitches would keep their mouths shut".

The teacher whirled around and asked, "WHO SAID THAT?"

Homework Dog

"Johnny, where's your homework?" Miss Martin said sternly to the little boy while holding out her hand. "My dog ate it," was his solemn response. "Johnny, I've been a teacher for eighteen years. Do you really expect me to believe that?"
"It's true, Miss Martin, I swear," insisted Johnny. "I covered it with peanut butter and he woofed it down."



Teacher: Class, you have 30 minutes to write a composition on the subject of Baseball.

Little Johnny: Here's my paper.

Teacher: Little Johnny, you spent only one minute writing your essay.

Lets hear what you wrote

Little Johnny: Game called off on account of rain.


                          " Enjoy Today. See Ya. "

 Cruisin Paul


  1. Thanks for brightening up a dark, gloomy Saturday morning, I was a teacher for many years and I'm very glad I had big kids.

    1. Jan, I taught for 31 years in a Catholic school. I taught grades 4 to 8. I agree with today was dark and gloomy. I hope tomorrow will have the sun shining bright.

  2. It's hard to imagine all that cold when I'm in summer down under. Keep warm and don't touch any of those flagpoles.

    1. Flagpole, what flagpole. It's fire hydrant and I know I wouldn't bend down and point towards the hydrant. LOL

  3. Heeheehee!

    Praying you get sunshine, and keep it for a bit.

  4. Your Christmas jokes brighten up a cloudy afternoon. Have a blessed Sunday!

    1. Thanks Nancy. These jokes have made me smile and laugh and has made my Christmas so much better.

  5. Ahh the mysterious case of Pauleo's fob, well you have a lot more patience than me :-)

    It's been cold here and still windy (weatherwise that is)

    I liked all the christmas funnies

    Have a foblesstastic Sunday Pauleo :-)

    1. Steveo, They have the fob but unfortunately is was screwed up. They have to find out what is problem. I'm have patience but not a great deal. The good thing is that my Camero is put into the garage for the winter. When I put the car back onto the road, they better get my fob ready. Is not, there will be NO patience. See ya.

  6. I am sure it will be sorted by then Pauleo :-)

    PS: I added you to my linky


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