Well, I took my Camero off the road for the winter. As far as the fob is concerned, when I put my car back on the road, I'll finish with this fob problem. Everyone tells me changing a fob takes no more then 5 minutes. My problem I guess deals with a difficulty at the factory. It had to be my Camero. Oh well.
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Little Johnny's Christmas
It
is near the Christmas school break. The teacher has turned in all her
grades. All the kids are restless because there is nothing to do and
it is near the end of the day.
The teacher says, "Whoever answers the questions I ask first and correctly can leave early today."
The teacher says, "Whoever answers the questions I ask first and correctly can leave early today."
Little Johnny says to himself, "Good, I want to get outta here. I'm smart and will answer the question".
The teacher asked, "Who said 'Four Score and Seven Years Ago'?"
The teacher asked, "Who said 'Four Score and Seven Years Ago'?"
Before
Johnny could open his mouth, Susie said, "Abraham Lincoln". The
teacher said, "That's right Susie. You can go". Johnny was MAD.
The teacher asked, "Who said, 'I Have a Dream'?"
The teacher asked, "Who said, 'I Have a Dream'?"
Before
Johnny could open his mouth, Mary said, "Martin Luther King". The
teacher said, "That's right Mary. You can go". Johnny was even MADDER
than before.
The teacher asked, "Who said 'Ask not, what your country can do for you'?"
The teacher asked, "Who said 'Ask not, what your country can do for you'?"
Before
Johnny could open his mouth, Nancy said, "John Kennedy". The teacher
said, "That's right Nancy . You can go". Johnny was BOILING MAD.
Then the teacher turned her back, and Johnny said, "I wish these bitches would keep their mouths shut".
The teacher whirled around and asked, "WHO SAID THAT?"
Then the teacher turned her back, and Johnny said, "I wish these bitches would keep their mouths shut".
The teacher whirled around and asked, "WHO SAID THAT?"
Homework Dog
"It's true, Miss Martin, I swear," insisted Johnny. "I covered it with peanut butter and he woofed it down."
Little Johnny: Here's my paper.
Teacher: Little Johnny, you spent only one minute writing your essay.
Lets hear what you wrote
Little Johnny: Game called off on account of rain.
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" Enjoy Today. See Ya. "
Cruisin Paul
Thanks for brightening up a dark, gloomy Saturday morning, I was a teacher for many years and I'm very glad I had big kids.
ReplyDeleteJan, I taught for 31 years in a Catholic school. I taught grades 4 to 8. I agree with today was dark and gloomy. I hope tomorrow will have the sun shining bright.
DeleteIt's hard to imagine all that cold when I'm in summer down under. Keep warm and don't touch any of those flagpoles.
ReplyDeleteFlagpole, what flagpole. It's fire hydrant and I know I wouldn't bend down and point towards the hydrant. LOL
DeleteHeeheehee!
ReplyDeletePraying you get sunshine, and keep it for a bit.
Thanks for praying Mimi. Prays always work.
DeleteYour Christmas jokes brighten up a cloudy afternoon. Have a blessed Sunday!
ReplyDeleteThanks Nancy. These jokes have made me smile and laugh and has made my Christmas so much better.
DeleteAhh the mysterious case of Pauleo's fob, well you have a lot more patience than me :-)
ReplyDeleteIt's been cold here and still windy (weatherwise that is)
I liked all the christmas funnies
Have a foblesstastic Sunday Pauleo :-)
Steveo, They have the fob but unfortunately is was screwed up. They have to find out what is problem. I'm have patience but not a great deal. The good thing is that my Camero is put into the garage for the winter. When I put the car back onto the road, they better get my fob ready. Is not, there will be NO patience. See ya.
DeleteI am sure it will be sorted by then Pauleo :-)
ReplyDeletePS: I added you to my linky
Thanks Steveo.
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