Thursday, December 26, 2019

The Day After Christmas

Well me made it another year. Christmas is finished and now it's new Years time. From 2019 to 2020. I received a envelope from the town I live in Christmas Eve. It scared the hell out of me because it said I may have to pay $1500 to the town because of a work they are going to do in Pointe West. I talked with my neighbor Ron and thank God he knows more about this than I do and he informed me that it had nothing to do with me or my neighbors. He said that the most we have to pay is $150. I'm smiling now.



A New Year's Wish

On News Year's Eve, Marilyn stood up the local pub 

and said that it was time to get ready. At the stroke of 

midnight, she wanted every husband to be standing 

next to the one person who made his life worth 

living. Well, it was kind of embarrassing. As the 

clock struck - the bartender was almost crushed to 



A Bad Dream

Jemimena was taking an afternoon nap on New Year's  before the festivities. After she woke up, she confided to Max, her husband, " I just dreamed that you gave me a diamond ring. What do you think it all means? " Aha, you'll know tonight answered Max smiling broadly. At midnight, as the New Year was chiming, Max approached her  and handed her a small package. Delighted and excited she opened it quickly. There in her hand rested a small book entitled " The meaning of Dreams."

 Senator McConnel in the USA in the Congress was 

once asked about his 

attitude toward whisky. "If you mean the demon 

drink that poisons the mind, pollutes the body, 

desecrates family life, and inflames sinners, then

I'm against it. But if you mean the elixir of a New 

Year toast, the shield against winter chill, the taxable 

potion that puts needed funds into public coffers to 

comfort little crippled children, then I'm for it. This 

is my position, and I will not compromise." Sounds 

like him.


  " Happy New Year's Eve My Friends "

Cruisin Paul


  1. As we look forward to starting a new year, you have given us some giggles today. We always celebrate the new year by going to bed early and avoiding the drunks and partiers.

    1. My wife & I watch the ball come down in New York, kiss each other then go to sleep and Hew Year's day we take down all of our Christmas decorations. After that I feel bad. I feel down for awhile.

  2. I thought you were taking a Christmas Cruise? News Years perhaps?

    1. We are taking an 11 day southern Caribbean cruise but we don't leave until January 20th. We stay over the Fairfield Inn on the 19th because we have to get up 3:30 am in the morning and the shuttle at 4:30 am takes us to the airport. Sorry about that Peg. Next year's cruise is a 12 day cruise around the same time.

  3. Well, i try not to drop the ball because i'm the only one who would pick it back up!

    1. I bet you don't drop the ball to often Mimi. Me, I'm picking it up many times. LOL

  4. Thank you for the New Year jokes. Wishing you and love ones a Blessed and Happy New Year 2020!

    1. Same with you Nancy. Hopefully we will be a great year ahead.

  5. Glad your shock news turned out to be fine Pauleo heheh!

    I liked the joked I had to close my legs when I saw those low hangers LOL :-)

    Have a brilliant New Year Pauleo and I will look forward to the continuation of the mysterious case of the fob :-)


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