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A New Year's Wish
On News Year's Eve, Marilyn stood up the local pub
and said that it was time to get ready. At the stroke of
midnight, she wanted every husband to be standing
next to the one person who made his life worth
living. Well, it was kind of embarrassing. As the
clock struck - the bartender was almost crushed to
death.
A Bad Dream
Jemimena was taking an afternoon nap on New Year's before the festivities. After she woke up, she confided to Max, her husband, " I just dreamed that you gave me a diamond ring. What do you think it all means? " Aha, you'll know tonight answered Max smiling broadly. At midnight, as the New Year was chiming, Max approached her and handed her a small package. Delighted and excited she opened it quickly. There in her hand rested a small book entitled " The meaning of Dreams."
Senator McConnel in the USA in the Congress was
once asked about his
attitude toward whisky. "If you mean the demon
drink that poisons the mind, pollutes the body,
desecrates family life, and inflames sinners, then
I'm against it. But if you mean the elixir of a New
Year toast, the shield against winter chill, the taxable
potion that puts needed funds into public coffers to
comfort little crippled children, then I'm for it. This
is my position, and I will not compromise." Sounds
like him.
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" Happy New Year's Eve My Friends "
Cruisin Paul
As we look forward to starting a new year, you have given us some giggles today. We always celebrate the new year by going to bed early and avoiding the drunks and partiers.
ReplyDeleteMy wife & I watch the ball come down in New York, kiss each other then go to sleep and Hew Year's day we take down all of our Christmas decorations. After that I feel bad. I feel down for awhile.
DeleteI thought you were taking a Christmas Cruise? News Years perhaps?
ReplyDeleteWe are taking an 11 day southern Caribbean cruise but we don't leave until January 20th. We stay over the Fairfield Inn on the 19th because we have to get up 3:30 am in the morning and the shuttle at 4:30 am takes us to the airport. Sorry about that Peg. Next year's cruise is a 12 day cruise around the same time.
DeleteWell, i try not to drop the ball because i'm the only one who would pick it back up!
ReplyDeleteI bet you don't drop the ball to often Mimi. Me, I'm picking it up many times. LOL
DeleteThank you for the New Year jokes. Wishing you and love ones a Blessed and Happy New Year 2020!
ReplyDeleteSame with you Nancy. Hopefully we will be a great year ahead.
DeleteGlad your shock news turned out to be fine Pauleo heheh!
ReplyDeleteI liked the joked I had to close my legs when I saw those low hangers LOL :-)
Have a brilliant New Year Pauleo and I will look forward to the continuation of the mysterious case of the fob :-)
I just walk with my low hangers. LOL
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