Good afternoon everyone. I just got back from grocery shopping at my best Italian grocery store, Romano's.
One more month to go to my new home. I'm trying to keep cool. Yes I said cool. Usually my heart is running at 65 but after trying all this moving stuff, it has gone up to 75 and even 80. I can't wait until everything is finished and I can sit in my new lazyboy recliner.
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“ Where are the numbers?! We can’t tell them apart any more”
The nanny says “ I can tell them apart by their balls”
“How?!”
“One bawls in the morning one bawls in the afternoon”
My wife caught me checking out the nanny the other day.
I said, "You're firing the maid, too?"
Child walks in on parents in coitus
Mummy and Daddy are having sex and
their beautiful child walks in. Flustered, Mummy leaps off the bed (and
off her husband) and wittingly tries to console what she thinks is her
scarred son.
son: mummy, what's going on?
mum: oh son! I was just helping your daddy to flatten his belly
son: but why mummy? there's no point. the nanny just comes and blows it back up again.
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See Ya Friends
Cruisin Paul
Only 1 month to go and you can enjoy your nice comfortable recliner. That was a beautiful and impressive cruise ship.
ReplyDeleteNo more cruising Nancy for awhile for me.
DeleteHooray for getting a new place, with no more stairs and a comfy recliner. Thank you for the funnies, i pray you have a blessed and beautiful month while you are waiting.
ReplyDeleteThank you Mimi. I do hope that everything will go well in our move.
DeleteA new lazy boy sounds like a great first piece of furniture to put in the house. I hope all the hard moving stuff is out of the way.
ReplyDeleteOfficially we don't really move our big stuff until Nov. 2nd and after that. We are just cleaning and putting materials in boxes. I just want everything done. I'm tired.
DeleteI like your new recliner I want one like that too heheh!
ReplyDeleteI liked all the funnies
It will all be over and done with soon Pauleo then you can start making it all as you like it and relax in your new home :-)
It will all be worth it in the end :-)
Have a not to tensetastic safe week Pauleo 😷😷😷
I'm ready Steveo. In a few weeks it will all be finished. Thanks my friend.
DeleteI laughed reflexively when I read the conversation between the child and the mother who answered that he was flattening his father's stomach ...., hahaha .., it was very funny 😂.
ReplyDeleteHave a nice day.
Well thank you Sant. I'm happy that you enjoyed it. Have a great day.
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