A Very Cool Wednesday

Five days until we get the keys to our new home. Next week I get my Flu shot. Everything is moving at a quick shot. 

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Jesus is watching you

A burglar breaks into a dark house one night. He's moving around in the dark, when he hears a calm voice say, "Jesus is watching you."

The burglar freaks out, shines his flashlight around and spots a Parrot sitting in his cage. The parrot says again, "Jesus is watching you."

Relieved it was just a Parrot, and laughing, the thief asks the Parrot, "what's your name, Parrot?"

The Parrot replies, "My name is Moses."

Laughing again, the burglar asks, "Who would name their Parrot Moses?"

Parrot: "The same people who named their Doberman, Jesus."

 

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A farmer was fed up with drivers speeding down the road where he lived, so he asked the police to put up a sign...

They put up a "Slow down, speed limit" sign - with no effect. Then, "Danger, road hazard!" sign was put up, but had no effect, either. Then the police tried a sign stating "Children crossing" - and still nobody slowed down.


Finally, the farmer asked the police if he could put up his own sign. They agreed, and to their surprise, just days later a passing officer saw a row of cars moving very slowly past the farmer's place. The policeman approached the farm, and saw a new, hand-painted sign stating: "Nudist Colony"

 

 

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                        Monday, Nov. 2

 

 

Cruisin Paul