Wednesday, October 28, 2020

A Very Cool Wednesday

Five days until we get the keys to our new home. Next week I get my Flu shot. Everything is moving at a quick shot. 

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Jesus is watching you

A burglar breaks into a dark house one night. He's moving around in the dark, when he hears a calm voice say, "Jesus is watching you."

The burglar freaks out, shines his flashlight around and spots a Parrot sitting in his cage. The parrot says again, "Jesus is watching you."

Relieved it was just a Parrot, and laughing, the thief asks the Parrot, "what's your name, Parrot?"

The Parrot replies, "My name is Moses."

Laughing again, the burglar asks, "Who would name their Parrot Moses?"

Parrot: "The same people who named their Doberman, Jesus."
 
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A farmer was fed up with drivers speeding down the road where he lived, so he asked the police to put up a sign...

They put up a "Slow down, speed limit" sign - with no effect. Then, "Danger, road hazard!" sign was put up, but had no effect, either. Then the police tried a sign stating "Children crossing" - and still nobody slowed down.


Finally, the farmer asked the police if he could put up his own sign. They agreed, and to their surprise, just days later a passing officer saw a row of cars moving very slowly past the farmer's place. The policeman approached the farm, and saw a new, hand-painted sign stating: "Nudist Colony"
 
 
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                        Monday, Nov. 2
 
 
Cruisin Paul

 

 

10 comments:

  1. You'll enjoy your new home. No stairs and that's a wonderful thing.

    Love the movers putting the hubby in his chair in front of the television. I laughed out loud.

    Have a fabulous day, Paul. 😎

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    1. Signed the last papers today. Now it's up to the lawyers.We get the keys on Monday.

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  2. Look at you all chillin' in the sun. Nice pic of you Paul. I want to move but I hate all the moving. I think you know what I mean. :-)

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    1. Chillin' in the sun, yes in the picture but where I'm at right now, it's cold.

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  3. Good luck on your move! Is that you in the chair waiting to be placed in front of the TV :) Can't wait to see pics.

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  4. Praying your new home is all you dream it will be.

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    1. I will need all the prayers I can get Mimi. THank you.

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  5. These few days are exciting days for you. Hope everything goes smoothly and looking forward to see your new home. Very soon, you will be relaxing in front of your TV in your new home.

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