Wednesday, October 14, 2020

Wednesday Leaves Falling

Hi there my friends. I' not going to say anything about my move that will be taking place in about 3 weeks. I'm not going to say all the many things that we have been moving into boxes and when I went to my new home to see what has been going on. I'm not going to mention the two different floors that are in and the cabinets that are in the kitchen and the bathrooms and the showers and bathtub that are completed. No, I've decided not to say anything before you get bored so I'm just going to say HI !

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Mummies joke for Halloween

Q. Why don’t mummies take time off?
A. They’re afraid to unwind.

Q. What do you call a witch who goes to the beach?
A. A sand-witch.

Q. What do you call two witches living together?
A. Broommates.

Q. Why do girl ghosts go on diets?

A. So they can keep their ghoulish figures.

 


 


A young boy knocked on my door on Halloween night and said, "Trick or treat?" I looked at him and asked, "What have you come as?" He said, "A werewolf." I said, "But you're not wearing a costume. You've just got your normal clothes on." He said, "Yeah well, it's not a full moon yet, is it?"

 

There was an old couple who hadn't celebrated Halloween in a long time, so they decided to dress up and go out. The old woman went in her bedroom, stripped naked, and tied a string between her legs with a lemon at the end of the string. When she walked out of the room her husband yelled, "You can't go out like that!" "I can go out as whatever I want and so can you!" The man agreed and went into his room. Soon he came out naked with a string tied to his penis and a potato at the end of the string. The woman said, "You're going out as that?" "Yes," said the old man. "If you can go out as a sourpuss, I can go out as a dicktator."

 


 



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                  Keep Safe My Friends

 

 Cruisin Paul

                                Curacao
 

9 comments:

  1. Charlie Sheen -- heeheehee!

    Hope the packing is going well, and i am praying the move has no major troubles.

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  2. We love hearing about your move and your new home!! Pictures and stories. :-)

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    1. Peg, once we are settled down in the new home, I'll show you my friends the insides of the place. I can't believe the many phone calls that you have to change to many governmental places because of the address changes. Oh My goodnees.

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  3. I like hearing about your move too. I so remember having this home built. It was fun and sometimes frustrating.

    No you can't go as Charlie Sheen. Good plan.

    Have a fabulous day, Paul. 😎

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    1. Thanks Sandee. Like I said, once settled, I definitely will show you all my new place.

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  4. You didn't mention it once Pauleo....Oh wait :-)

    It's a big time in your lives Pauleo of course you must talk about it it's a pain to move but exciting too.

    I liked all your funnies Pauleo

    Have a notsayingawordtastic safe weekend Pauleo 😷😷😷

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    1. I'm sorry Steveo, I had to do it but I'll wait until the move when I will say more and show some photos. OK!

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