Good Morning Friends. There isn't much to say.
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Poor Guy!
A blonde goes to buy a TV and asks for the manager at the electronics store
She asks “How much is that TV?”
The manager responds “I’m sorry but I don’t sell to blondes”
She gets mad and leaves the store. When she gets home she gets an idea. She decides to dye her hair red and the next day she goes back to the same store.
She asks the manager “How much is that TV?”
Again the manager says “I’m sorry, I don’t sell to blondes”
Confused but angrier still she goes home and dyes her hair black this time and goes back on the third day.
She asks “How much is that TV?”
The manager shakes his head and says “I’m sorry but I don’t sell to blondes”
She says “How do you know I’m a blonde after I dyed my hair?!”
The manager responds “That’s not a TV that’s a microwave”
She asks “How much is that TV?”
The manager responds “I’m sorry but I don’t sell to blondes”
She gets mad and leaves the store. When she gets home she gets an idea. She decides to dye her hair red and the next day she goes back to the same store.
She asks the manager “How much is that TV?”
Again the manager says “I’m sorry, I don’t sell to blondes”
Confused but angrier still she goes home and dyes her hair black this time and goes back on the third day.
She asks “How much is that TV?”
The manager shakes his head and says “I’m sorry but I don’t sell to blondes”
She says “How do you know I’m a blonde after I dyed my hair?!”
The manager responds “That’s not a TV that’s a microwave”
Jane and Erica are talking in heaven
"How did you die?" Jane asks Erica.
She replies, "I froze to death."
"Oh, that's terrible!" says Jane.
"It wasn't too bad, after a while you start to get a sort of peaceful feeling, just before you black out. How did you die?"
"Well," she says, "I suspected my husband was cheating so one day I came home early to catch him, but he was just watching TV. So I turned the entire house upside-down looking for another girl, and in the end I got a massive heart attack from exhaustion."
"Too bad you didnt look in the freezer," said Erica, "Or we might both still be alive."
She replies, "I froze to death."
"Oh, that's terrible!" says Jane.
"It wasn't too bad, after a while you start to get a sort of peaceful feeling, just before you black out. How did you die?"
"Well," she says, "I suspected my husband was cheating so one day I came home early to catch him, but he was just watching TV. So I turned the entire house upside-down looking for another girl, and in the end I got a massive heart attack from exhaustion."
"Too bad you didnt look in the freezer," said Erica, "Or we might both still be alive."
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Cruisin Paul
Heeheehee! Praying all is going well and your move will be easy and peaceful.
ReplyDeleteThank you Mimi. Prayers are always important to me. Prayers helped me when I was dying after my stroke and and God listened to all the prayers and allowed me to live.
DeleteThat last photo is stunning and I could stare at it and lower my blood pressure.
ReplyDeleteHappy Monday Paul.
I took that photo while sitting on balcony of the Carnival Vista. I'm so happy that you like it.
DeleteLOL @ there isn't much to say :-)
ReplyDeleteI liked all the funnies as always thanks for the giggles but the funniest was "thers isn't much to say" :-)
Have a notmuchtosaytastic safe week Pauleo 😷😷😷
PS: I added you to my McLinkypops
Steveo, I really didn't have anything to say that day but I will have much to say later. Hah, hah.
DeleteMy favourite is the last photo. Have a wonderful day.
ReplyDeleteNancy, I'm so happy that you enjoy the photo. As I told Peg, I sat on the balcony before going to dinner and took it.
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