A New Monday

Good morning everyone. It snowed yesterday throughout the day but not heavily so there isn't much snow on the ground. The weather is crazy around the world. How is around your place?

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An elderly Canadian gentleman of 83 arrived in Paris by plane. At the French customs desk, the man took a few minutes to locate his passport in his carry-on bag. "You have been to France before, monsieur?" the customs officer asked, sarcastically. The elderly gentleman admitted he had been to France previously. "Then you should know enough to have your passport ready." The Canadian said, "The last time I was here, I didn't have to show it." "Impossible, Canadians always have to show your passports on arrival in France!" The Canadian senior gave the Frenchman a long hard look, then he quietly explained, "Well, when I came ashore at Juno Beach on D Day in 1944 to help liberate this country, I couldn't find any Frenchmen to show it to."

 This is Captain Sinclair speaking. On behalf of my crew I'd like to welcome you aboard British Airways flight 602 from New York to London. We are currently flying at a height of 35,000 feet midway across the Atlantic. If you look out of the windows on the starboard side of the aircraft, you will observe that both the starboard engines are on fire. If you look out of the windows on the port side, you will observe that the port wing has fallen off. If you look down towards the Atlantic ocean, you will see a little yellow life raft with three people in it waving at you. That's me your captain, the co-pilot, and one of the air stewardesses. This is a recorded message. Have a good flight!

A beautiful woman who had a golden little plane necklace was seated next to a guy on the plane.

During the flight all the time he was gazing at the necklace. When the woman asked him: "Are you

interested in my necklace?" "No lady; I would rather its runway!" answered the guy.

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                      " SEE YA FOR NOW! "

Cruisin Paul

 

Sun's Gone

Good evening everyone. I thought I'd change thing around today. Instead of writing my post early in the day which I usually do, I decided on sitting down to my computer and write tonight. 
The only difference is I'm a little tired. I enjoyed lunch with my cousins Dan & Tony. Dan was exhausted because he just returned from Disney World with his daughter and husband. He said that he was amazed with the entire place.
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HOW TO IMPRESS A WOMAN Compliment her, cuddle her, kiss her, caress her, love her, stroke her, comfort her, protect her, hug her, wine and dine her, buy gifts for her, listen to her, respect her, stand by her, support her, go to the ends of the earth for her. 

 HOW TO IMPRESS A MAN Arrive naked... with beer.

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Roger, who was 19 years old, was buying an expensive bracelet, to surprise his girlfriend on Valentine's Day, at a very smart jeweller's shop in Hatton Garden, London. The jeweller inquired, "Would you like your girlfriend's name engraved on it?" Roger thought for a moment, grinned, then answered, "No, instead engrave 'To my one and only love'." The jeweller smiled and said, "Yes, sir; how very romantic of you." Roger retorted with a glint in his eye, "Not exactly romantic, but very practical. This way, if we break up, I can use it again."

The honeymoon couple left the wedding reception and hailed a cab to take them to their romantic boutique hotel in the hills. The driver wasn’t too sure how to get there, so he told the couple he would ask directions when they got closer to their destination. Meanwhile, the lovers couldn’t wait to get busy, so they got down to business in the back seat. During the couple’s moment of passion, the cabdriver noticed a fork in the road, and said, "I take the next turn, right?" "Screw NO, get your own woman," said the groom, "this one’s all mine!"

An elderly man and woman meet in a bar and get to talking. They are enjoying their conversation so much that, when the bar closes, they decide to continue at the woman's apartment. After a time, things start getting pretty romantic and they wind up in bed. Afterward, they're both laying there, staring at the ceiling. The old man is thinking, “Gosh, if I had known she was a virgin, I would have been more careful with her.” The old lady is thinking, “Geez, if I had known he could get it up, I would have taken off my panties.” 

Remember your wife is a romantic who still loves flowers and chocolates. Show her you remember as well by referring to them occasionally.

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               " See Ya Till The Next Time "


Cruisin Paul

What A Sunny Monday Day

Good morning all my wonderful friends. I feel so good because the sun is out bright and warm through the window but outside, cold, very cold. I would like to write things about my family,but I've been told not to because there are people who read my blog who might use what I say about us as a family so have to be careful what I say. So I'm going to just be quiet and smile.

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My mother - in - law was tough person but I loved her so much. She had 9 children, lived on a farm, didn't have power nor a washroom but brought up her children well. As can be seen by my wife, who is a wonderful person. I do miss my mother - in - law.

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                           " SEE YA FOR NOW "

Cruisin Paul

Good Morning Friends

Well, I'm not sure if my blog will be continuing since google+ is closing up shop. I'll just keep going until something happens.

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Look at these two photos.

Looks weird doesn't it. Well here it is as it should look like.

This on deck 8 going to the elevator just down from our cabin.

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and here's the best 

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                         See ya later my friends.

Cruisin Paul

Confusing?

I'm confused after showing you my cruise. It happens every time I finish my cruise. I'm not sure what write my post. I guess it's post cruise feelings because I just want to go back on another cruise. My friend  is on his cruise at the moment and I wish I was there. I must be cruise crazy.  Oh well.

                        In St. Maarten.

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Shovel the Snow

Father: I thought I asked you to go out and shovel the snow off the driveway.
Blonde Son: You did, I'm on my way.
Father: But you only have one boot on.
Blonde Son: Well, there's only one foot of snow.

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911

Q: Why can't the blonde dial 911?

A: She can't find the eleven.

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I think that's enough for now. I think I'm getting my groove back again. See ya for now

Cruisin Paul

After St. Maarten, Home Sweet Home

Well, the 2019 cruise is nearly done. Two days and we'll be back into Fort Lauderdale . It's amazing that we've been on the Reflection twice and I still have many areas that I've never been on. Well, we'll have the chance to find these areas because we've already arranged for next year's cruise on the Reflection. 

For the next two days we or should I say me will be sitting here, looking at the sea and just watching people running past me. Tonight will be the second fancy night, maybe not as fancy but still great. We've enjoyed having our dinners in the Opus Restaurant. Our waiters were,

We rarely saw of Madalina because Mary Lou & I drink but we saw Valentin & Riki every night.

Valentin was a wonderful waiter that was easy to speak with & he made sure that we were satisfied while we were there. I spoke to him about how long he has been working for Celebrity and he said 6 years but after this time he plans on taking his family to Canada hopefully living in Toronto. Here's a photo with him & Mary Lou.

Riki, the assistant waiter would be at our table quickly when we needed more water and explaining the three types of butter they had on the table each night and each night they were different. I think I ate more bread & breadsticks because I wanted to try each and every different types of butters.

Did you notice Riki's smile. Well it was like that throughout the night.

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Our final day was resting and putting all of the materials to be put into our luggage because it had to placed outside of our door earlier because we paid a little extra to have our luggage taken to the airport and we wouldn't see the luggage until we arrive in Detroit. Much easier especially for me.

It looks like God was saying to us, see, I took care of you and your cruise was everything that you asked of me. Which he did. What a cruise.

Our last dinner was wonderful. Here are a couple photos of the Opus Restaurant.

After enjoying a wonderful dinner Valentin asked what we wanted for dessert but he we said anything he said I know what you both would like. So I said OK, you bring us what you think we would like and this was what he brought to us.

                                               Tiramisu
                                     and it was fantastic.

After before we left the Opus, I gave Valentin & Riki an envelope of thanks for they gave us a wonderful dinner every night. They thanked me & Mary Lou and we left.

That's our 2019 Caribbean Cruise on the Celebrity Reflection. One thing I always put in my photo book at the end and it's this.

Thank you friends for going along our cruise. See you next year when we leave for our 2020  11 day Caribbean Cruise.
See ya.



Cruisin Paul