Rainy, Rainy, Cold, Cold Thursday

Good morning my good friends. It's raining and it's cold and I want to go to bed or have another cup of coffee. Which one should I have? Another cup of coffee.
I didn't go golfing yesterday because it was only 32 degrees and frost warning. What was thinking! Gerry did come over later in the afternoon and we played some pool and had a coffee. Mary Lou & AmyLynn went to movies to watch that new movie about miracles. Today we pick up our friends, Al & Meilin at the airport. They have been gone for a week visiting Al's mother who was in the hospital. She 95 years old. Tomorrow I'm taking my Bumble Bee ( Camero ) to the shop to have the things done to fix it for the year and then we're planning a long drive to Niagara Falls this summer.

Bill has worked in a pickle factory for several years. One day he confesses to his wife that he has a terrible urge to stick his penis into the pickle slicer. His wife suggests that he see a therapist to talk about it, but Bill vows to overcome this rash desire on his own. A few weeks later, Bill returns home absolutely ashen. His wife asks, "What's wrong, Bill?" "Do you remember how I told you about my tremendous urge to put my penis into the pickle slicer?" His wife gasps, "My God, Bill, what happened?" "I got fired." "No, Bill I mean, what happened with the pickle slicer?" "Oh, um, she got fired, too."

HOW TO IMPRESS A WOMAN Compliment her, cuddle her, kiss her, caress her, love her, stroke her, comfort her, protect her, hug her, wine and dine her, buy gifts for her, listen to her, respect her, stand by her, support her, go to the ends of the earth for her. HOW TO IMPRESS A MAN Arrive naked ... with beer.

A Real Gut-Buster

A woman noticed her husband standing on the bathroom scale, sucking in his stomach. “Ha­­! That’s not going to help,” she said.
“Sure, it does,” he said. “It’s the only way I can see the numbers.”

Why You Should Make Love Once A Year

A therapist has a theory that couples who make love once a day are the happiest. So he tests it at a seminar by asking those assembled, “How many people here make love once a day?” Half the people raise their hands, each of them grinning widely. “Once a week?” A third of 
the audience members raise their hands, their grins a bit less vibrant. “Once a month?” A few hands tepidly go up. Then he asks, “OK, how about once a year?”
One man in the back jumps up and down, jubilantly waving his hands. The therapist is shocked—this disproves his theory. “If you make love only once a year,” he asks, “why are you so happy?”
The man yells, “Today’s the day!”

Will You Still Love Me?

Ah, marriage. I was standing in front of the bathroom mirror one evening admiring my reflection, when I posed this question to my wife of 30 years: “Will you still love me when I’m old, fat, and balding?”
She answered, “I do.”

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You know, it says that it's Spring. WHEN? Tomorrow is April and starting tomorrow and for a week the temperatures will only reach 40's and it's going to be wet and cold. Where is SPRING ? 
Well, have the best day that you can have my friends.

   " SEE YA "