Tuesday, March 1, 2016

No Snow Yet. Oops, It's Started.

Hi there everyone. This weather has gone crazy. One day we get 4 to 6 inches of snow and the next day it 55 degrees and melts the snow. Well today we are getting  4 inches of the lovely white stuff and I'll bet tomorrow it will be in the 50's again. El Nino again
Last night we were invited for dinner at Al's place. It was very good and of course after him & I went and played some pool. I was to suppose to see my specialist about my bloody nose I cancelled it because what he did to fix it must have worked because I haven't had a nose bleed for some time. I hope that after saying this, the nose doesn't start bleeding.


First Condom
“I recall my first time with a condom, I was 16 or so. I went in to buy a packet of condoms at the pharmacy. There was this beautiful woman assistant behind the counter, and she could see that I was new at it. She handed me the package and asked if I knew how to wear one. I honestly answered, ‘No, this is my first time.’
So she unwrapped the package, took one out and slipped it over her thumb. She cautioned me to make sure it was on tight and secure. I apparently still looked confused. So, she looked all around the store to see if it was empty. It was empty.
‘Just a minute,’ she said, and walked to the door, and locked it. Taking my hand, she led me into the back room, unbuttoned her blouse and removed it. She unhooked her bra and laid it aside. ‘Do these excite you?’ She asked.
Well, I was so dumb-struck that all I could do was nod my head. She then said it was time to slip the condom on. As I was slipping it on, she dropped her skirt, removed her panties and lay down on a desk.
‘Well, come on’, she said, ‘We don’t have much time.’ So I climbed on her. It was so wonderful, that unfortunately, I could no longer hold back and KAPOWWWWWWWW, I was done within a few moments.
She looked at me with a bit of a frown. ‘Did you put that condom on?’ she asked.
I said, ‘I sure did,’ and held up my thumb to show her.
She fainted.”

Stuck in elevator
Once two blondes and a brunette got stuck in the elevator.
One blonde starts to shout:
- Help!!!
The other one:
- Help!!!
A brunette brings in an advice:
- Girls, shout together, it will be louder.
The blondes shout:
- Together!!! Together!!!... 
Two blondes talk. One of them says:
- You know, I have cheated a taxi driver yesterday!!
Another asks:
- How did you do this?
The blonde replies:
- I paid, but I didn’t sit in. 


I'm done for the day my friends. Have a wonderful Tuesday and enjoy your day. 

                                                                                 SEE YA!



  1. Hello Paul, I hope you will have better weather soon. My favourite is the Where is the 'any' key? Ha ha!

  2. Love the 'any key' thing, too.

    We have a snow day here in West Michigan. The school even got closed.

  3. You'll be getting your beloved bumblebee out of the garage pretty soon and you'll be a happy guy. Then all the backyard stuff goes out and you can BBQ. Life will be warm and good.

    Loved all the jokes.

    Have a fabulous day my friend. ☺

  4. Well, i hope "together" worked better!

  5. Good to hear your bloody nose seems a lot bloody better :-)

    The weather has been crazy here too cold one day milder the next :-(

    I laughed at your jokes Paul I help quite a few friends and family with their PC problems and believe me the ANY key is true they do ask LOL aww!

    Have a snowytastic day :-)


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