Good evening everyone. I thought I'd change thing around today. Instead of writing my post early in the day which I usually do, I decided on sitting down to my computer and write tonight.
The only difference is I'm a little tired. I enjoyed lunch with my cousins Dan & Tony. Dan was exhausted because he just returned from Disney World with his daughter and husband. He said that he was amazed with the entire place.
HOW TO IMPRESS A WOMAN
Compliment her, cuddle her, kiss her, caress her, love her, stroke her,
comfort her, protect her, hug her, wine and dine her, buy gifts for her,
listen to her, respect her, stand by her, support her, go to the ends
of the earth for her.
HOW TO IMPRESS A MAN
Arrive naked... with beer.
Roger, who was 19 years old, was buying an expensive bracelet, to
surprise his girlfriend on Valentine's Day, at a very smart jeweller's
shop in Hatton Garden, London.
The jeweller inquired, "Would you like your girlfriend's name engraved
Roger thought for a moment, grinned, then answered, "No, instead engrave
'To my one and only love'."
The jeweller smiled and said, "Yes, sir; how very romantic of you."
Roger retorted with a glint in his eye, "Not exactly romantic, but very
practical. This way, if we break up, I can use it again."
The honeymoon couple left the wedding reception and hailed a cab to take
them to their romantic boutique hotel in the hills.
The driver wasn’t too sure how to get there, so he told the couple he
would ask directions when they got closer to their destination.
Meanwhile, the lovers couldn’t wait to get busy, so they got down to
business in the back seat.
During the couple’s moment of passion, the cabdriver noticed a fork in
the road, and said, "I take the next turn, right?"
"Screw NO, get your own woman," said the groom, "this one’s all mine!"
An elderly man and woman meet in a bar and get to talking.
They are enjoying their conversation so much that, when the bar closes, they decide to continue at the woman's apartment.
After a time, things start getting pretty romantic and they wind up in bed.
Afterward, they're both laying there, staring at the ceiling.
The old man is thinking, “Gosh, if I had known she was a virgin, I would have been more careful with her.”
The old lady is thinking, “Geez, if I had known he could get it up, I would have taken off my panties.”
Remember your wife is a romantic who still loves flowers and chocolates.
Show her you remember as well by referring to them occasionally.
" See Ya Till The Next Time "