Monday, May 11, 2020

Gloomy Monday

Good quarantine Monday morning friends. Today I'm going to do memes about friends. I have good friends that have really helped me a great deal and you my blogger friends have made me feel so good especially those days when I was down. I will probably never get the opportunity to meet any of you but I consider you all a wonderful friend.
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Now for a joke


Three friends had a good friend named Joe and he was, naturally, an eternal optimist. At every bad situation he would always say: ''It could have been worse.'' His friends hated that quality about him, so they came up with a story so horrible that not even Joe could come up with a bright side. So the next day, only two of his friends showed up for a golf date.

Joe asked: ''Where's Gary?''

And one of his friends said: ''Didn't you hear? Yesterday, Gary found his wife in bed with another man, shot them both, and then turned the gun on himself.''

Joe says: ''Well it could have been worse.''

Both his friends said: ''How in hell could it be worse? Your best friend just killed himself!''

Joe says: ''If it had happened two days ago, I would be dead now!"

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See ya friends and please stay safe.


Cruisin Paul
 
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10 comments:

  1. SandeeMay 11, 2020 at 11:14 AM

    Loved the joke. It could have been worse indeed.

    Friends are the best.

    Have a fabulous day and week, Paul. 😎

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    1. Cruisin PaulMay 11, 2020 at 7:13 PM

      Sandee, Until then, let the sun shine, a warm breeze will keep us smiling.

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  2. Margaret (Peggy or Peg too)May 11, 2020 at 11:22 AM

    Are you taking any walks? I find that helpful. But if you can't walk I get it. I hope you soon see the sun shine and your blessings. And you are my blogger friend so there!

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    1. Cruisin PaulMay 11, 2020 at 7:15 PM

      Oh, that made ne feel so good and I was, as I said, I was feeling down but after your lovely comment I'm feeling higher then a kite.

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  3. stevebethereMay 12, 2020 at 10:38 AM

    Nice post Pauleo LOL @ that joke

    I am glad your my friend Pauleo even though you are now Lockdown Paul LOL

    Was that the fob you was having all that trouble with last year

    I am in the high catagory so have to stay in as much as possible only time I been going out is very early Saturday mornings to the supermarket at the end of my road it's empty at that time so in and out and home again till next Saturday the rest I do online.

    Have a lockeddowntastic week Pauleo stay safe 😷😷😷

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    1. Cruisin PaulMay 12, 2020 at 10:43 AM

      Thank God for online. As far as the fob, yes it was the one last year I was talking about. I have found a car place to fix it. FINALLY! Be careful and keep safe my friend.

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  4. messymimiMay 12, 2020 at 5:34 PM

    Oof! Yep, and it can still get worse after that comment.

    Thank you for being a friend! If you ever decide to sail on your cruise out of NOLA, let me know and maybe we can meet up somehow.

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    1. Cruisin PaulMay 13, 2020 at 10:32 AM

      You know Mimi, there is a cruise to New Orleans that would allow me to spend 3 days there. If I choose that cruise, I will definitely mention it to you and hopefully we could get together. I would love that.

      Cruisin Paul

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  5. Nancy ChanMay 13, 2020 at 9:22 AM

    Friends are treasures. Thank you, dear friend for the jokes. Have a lovely day.

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    1. Cruisin PaulMay 13, 2020 at 10:33 AM

      Yes Nancy, friends are treasures and you are one of them.

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