Rain, Rain, Rain Thursday, All Rain

Hello Friends. This post will be all about today, RAIN. I left early this morning to take my Camero in to have an oil change, tire rotation, alignment and to have my new Fob. My car isn't done yet. In fact I just got a call and said that my car will have to stay overnight. They are having few wrinkles with the Fob. I've never heard about having to have the car stay over night. The first thing asked was, " What will be my cost for all of this? " Well, due to the virus problem they only have a skeleton crew so it wouldn't cost me any more then normal. Tomorrow we'll see what normal will be.
Oh by the way, it started to rain when I left this morning and it's still raining at the moment. 
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A man and his wife were awakened at 3:00 am by a loud pounding on the door. The man gets up and goes to the door where a drunken stranger, standing in the pouring rain, is asking for a push.

"Not a chance," says the husband, "it is 3:00 in the morning!" He slams the
door and returns to bed.

"Who was that?" asked his wife.

"Just some drunk guy asking for a push," he answers.

"Did you help him?" she asks.

"No, I did not, it is 3:00 in the morning and it is pouring rain out there!"

"Well, you have a short memory," says his wife. "Can't you remember about
three months ago when we broke down, and those two guys helped us? I think
you should help him, and you should be ashamed of yourself!"

The man does as he is told, gets dressed, and goes out into the pounding
rain.

He calls out into the dark, "Hello, are you still there?"

"Yes," comes back the answer.

"Do you still need a push?" calls out the husband.

"Yes, please!" comes the reply from the dark.

"Where are you?" asks the husband.

"Over here on the swing," replied the drunk.

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It had been raining non stop for weeks

A fellow was stuck on his rooftop in a flood. He was praying to God for help.

Soon a man in a rowboat came by and the fellow shouted to the man on the roof, "Jump in, I can save you."

The stranded fellow shouted back, "No, it's OK, I'm praying to God and he is going to save me."
>So the rowboat went on.

Then a motorboat came by. "The fellow in the motorboat shouted, "Jump in, I can save you."

To this the stranded man said, "No thanks, I'm praying to God and he is going to save me. I have faith."

So the motorboat went on.

Then a helicopter came by and the pilot shouted down, "Grab this rope and I will lift you to safety."

To this the stranded man again replied, "No thanks, I'm praying to God and he is going to save me. I have faith."

So the helicopter reluctantly flew away.

Soon the water rose above the rooftop and the man drowned. He went to Heaven. He finally got his chance to discuss this whole situation with God, at which point he exclaimed, "I had faith in you but you didn't save me, you let me drown. I don't understand why!"

To this God replied, "I sent you a rowboat and a motorboat and a helicopter, what more did you expect?"

 

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Rain was pouring and there was a big puddle in front of the pub...

A ragged old man was standing there with a rod and hanging a string into the puddle.


A tipsy- looking, curious gentleman came over to him and asked what he was doing.


'Fishing,' the old man said simply.


'Poor old fool,' the gentleman thought and he invited the ragged old man to a drink in the pub.


As he felt he should start some conversation while they were sipping their whiskey, the gentleman asked,


'And how many have you caught?'


‘You're the eighth.‘

 

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A man and woman are driving down the road...

A man and woman are driving down the road after dinner. The weather is awful, pouring rain and freezing cold.

As they go around a corner, the woman spots a dog on the side of the road that looks like it’s been hit by a car. She pleads with her husband to stop so they can check on the poor dog.

As they approach the dog, they realize that, sadly, the dog has passed away, and sadder still, a small, shivering puppy is nearby.
The lady immediately scoops up the orphan puppy and says, “Well, we have to keep him!”, as they get back into the car.

A few minutes down the road, she turns to her husband and says, “Oh, Bill! This poor thing is freezing!”

“Put it between your legs, honey and warm him up”, Bill says.

The wife replies, “Oh, but it’s soaking wet and smells awful!”

Bill replies, “Well, just hold it’s little nose; it’ll get used to it.”

 

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It's still raining. We'll see tomorrow

 

 

 

 

 

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Cruisin Paul