Thursday, May 14, 2020

Rain, Rain, Rain Thursday, All Rain

Hello Friends. This post will be all about today, RAIN. I left early this morning to take my Camero in to have an oil change, tire rotation, alignment and to have my new Fob. My car isn't done yet. In fact I just got a call and said that my car will have to stay overnight. They are having few wrinkles with the Fob. I've never heard about having to have the car stay over night. The first thing asked was, " What will be my cost for all of this? " Well, due to the virus problem they only have a skeleton crew so it wouldn't cost me any more then normal. Tomorrow we'll see what normal will be.
Oh by the way, it started to rain when I left this morning and it's still raining at the moment. 

A man and his wife were awakened at 3:00 am by a loud pounding on the door. The man gets up and goes to the door where a drunken stranger, standing in the pouring rain, is asking for a push.

"Not a chance," says the husband, "it is 3:00 in the morning!" He slams the
door and returns to bed.

"Who was that?" asked his wife.

"Just some drunk guy asking for a push," he answers.

"Did you help him?" she asks.

"No, I did not, it is 3:00 in the morning and it is pouring rain out there!"

"Well, you have a short memory," says his wife. "Can't you remember about
three months ago when we broke down, and those two guys helped us? I think
you should help him, and you should be ashamed of yourself!"

The man does as he is told, gets dressed, and goes out into the pounding

He calls out into the dark, "Hello, are you still there?"

"Yes," comes back the answer.

"Do you still need a push?" calls out the husband.

"Yes, please!" comes the reply from the dark.

"Where are you?" asks the husband.

"Over here on the swing," replied the drunk.

It had been raining non stop for weeks

A fellow was stuck on his rooftop in a flood. He was praying to God for help.

Soon a man in a rowboat came by and the fellow shouted to the man on the roof, "Jump in, I can save you."

The stranded fellow shouted back, "No, it's OK, I'm praying to God and he is going to save me."
>So the rowboat went on.

Then a motorboat came by. "The fellow in the motorboat shouted, "Jump in, I can save you."

To this the stranded man said, "No thanks, I'm praying to God and he is going to save me. I have faith."

So the motorboat went on.

Then a helicopter came by and the pilot shouted down, "Grab this rope and I will lift you to safety."

To this the stranded man again replied, "No thanks, I'm praying to God and he is going to save me. I have faith."

So the helicopter reluctantly flew away.

Soon the water rose above the rooftop and the man drowned. He went to Heaven. He finally got his chance to discuss this whole situation with God, at which point he exclaimed, "I had faith in you but you didn't save me, you let me drown. I don't understand why!"

To this God replied, "I sent you a rowboat and a motorboat and a helicopter, what more did you expect?"

Rain was pouring and there was a big puddle in front of the pub...

A ragged old man was standing there with a rod and hanging a string into the puddle.

A tipsy- looking, curious gentleman came over to him and asked what he was doing.

'Fishing,' the old man said simply.

'Poor old fool,' the gentleman thought and he invited the ragged old man to a drink in the pub.

As he felt he should start some conversation while they were sipping their whiskey, the gentleman asked,

'And how many have you caught?'

‘You're the eighth.‘

A man and woman are driving down the road...

A man and woman are driving down the road after dinner. The weather is awful, pouring rain and freezing cold.

As they go around a corner, the woman spots a dog on the side of the road that looks like it’s been hit by a car. She pleads with her husband to stop so they can check on the poor dog.

As they approach the dog, they realize that, sadly, the dog has passed away, and sadder still, a small, shivering puppy is nearby.
The lady immediately scoops up the orphan puppy and says, “Well, we have to keep him!”, as they get back into the car.

A few minutes down the road, she turns to her husband and says, “Oh, Bill! This poor thing is freezing!”

“Put it between your legs, honey and warm him up”, Bill says.

The wife replies, “Oh, but it’s soaking wet and smells awful!”

Bill replies, “Well, just hold it’s little nose; it’ll get used to it.”
It's still raining. We'll see tomorrow
Cruisin Paul


  1. It's supposed to rain here all weekend too. Thanks for the funnies. I love the Marilyn Monroe one the best.

    Sorry about not getting your car back today. They don't charge us if our car stays overnight. Just saying.

    Have a fabulous day. 😎

    1. I got my car this morning and the cost was OK. My Camero is A OK. It rained all night long with thunder and lightning. It was wild.

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    1. Wow, 86. You guys must be sweating today. We're OK for now. It's in the middle 60's for now.

  3. It's quite ironic that London is wel known for lots of rain yet since the lockdown it's mainly been constant sunshine and we can't go out in it heheh!

    You could write a book about that fob Pauleo LOL

    Hope all is was when you picked it up today

    Thanks for the laughs too

    Have a fobtastic and safe weekend Lockdown Paul 😷😷😷

    1. Guess what Steveo? The fob works now I was able to use it after I went home after the car place. Whoopoo!

  4. Wow, they still can't get hat fob working? Hopefully, the overnight stay will do it good. I didn't think that was a thing for cars.

    1. Rhonda, my fob now works. Fobs are small things to just make it easier for us human being but they can be a pain in the ass if they don't work. Have a great Saturday.

  5. Goodness, i do hope they got your car and fob situation straight, it seems like it's been going on forever.

    Sorry i am so far behind in reading. Loved the jokes and funnies and i do hope the rain has stopped and allowed you to dry out a bit.

    1. Mimi, the fob situation is now done. They fixed the fob and I can now use it. As far as the rain, it's still raining today, tonight and tomorrow. Ouch.

  6. I hope after the overnight stay, your car will be properly fixed and no more worrying about the fob thing. We have more rainy days that sunny days.


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