Thursday, May 21, 2020

Wow, Finally Some Sun Thursday

It's about time that we had the SUN after rain and more rain. Hello friends. How are doing after being quarantined so many days. Have you been going crazy like I have. The only thing I worry about is now that they opening up some areas, will that open up more virus chances for all of us. 

A cruise ship was in the middle of the sea when suddenly a kid slipped while running and fell off the ship.

Everyone immediately rushed to the side the kid fell from, worried that he would drown, when suddenly a man jumps off and grabs the kid, while holding him with one arm he swims with the other, long enough so that a ladder can get lowered, so he can climb up (with the kid in hand). When he gets top everyone starts calling him a hero, when the mother of the kid goes to him and says "thank you so much, you're a hero"

The guy, in response says: "none of this hero bullshit, who was the asshole that pushed me?"

Daniel fancied himself quite a ladies man, so when his cruise ship went down in a storm and he found himself stranded on a desert island with six women.

he couldn’t believe his good fortune. They quickly agreed that each woman would have one night a week with the only man.

Daniel threw himself into the arrangement with gusto, working even on his day off, but as the weeks stretched into months, he found himself looking forward to that day of rest more and more eagerly.

One afternoon he was sitting on the beach and wishing for some more men to share his duties when he caught sight of a man waving from a life raft that was bobbing on the waves. Daniel swam out, pulled the raft to shore, and did a little jig of happiness.

“You can’t believe how happy I am to see you,” he cried.

The new fellow eyed him up and down and cooed, “You’re a sight for sore eyes, too, you gorgeous thing!”

“Crap,” sighed Daniel, “there go my Sundays.”

A Brit, a Mexican, and an American are on a cruise ship.

The Brit pulls out a box of tea bags, places one in his mug, and tosses the rest overboard. “In my country, tea is so plentiful I never have to conserve it.”

The Mexican pulls out a bottle of tequila, takes one shot, and throws the rest overboard. “In my country, tequila is so plentiful I never have to conserve it.”

The American, not to be outdone, grabs the Mexican and throws him overboard. The Brit, taken aback, shouts “Why the heck would you do that?!?”

The American replies, “That guy screwed my wife.”

                            " Stay Safe Everyone "

Cruisin Paul


  1. Bwahahahahahahaha. Love the island one the best. I laughed out loud.

    Have a fabulous day, Paul and enjoy the sun. 😎

    1. I'm glad that enjoyed the island one. Sun was yesterday, rain today. Oh well.

  2. Heeheehee! Superyacht indeed. Sort of like when i try to park by all of the "pick-em-up" trucks.

    Hope you get some nice, clear weather for a while.

    1. I bet you have no problem parking the trucks Mimi.

  3. No, it doesn't bother me that I am quarantined for 2.5 months. I think I was built for this. I hope you have a very sunny weekend. We've got sun and heat today. I'll trade you.

    1. I wasn't built for all this being by myself. I need to close to people.

  4. Thanks for the funny jokes. The only think I don't like about quarantine is having to queue to buy essentials and not able to eat with friends in restaurants.

    1. I miss going out with my wife and friends. I miss the talking between people and the laughter within the group.

  5. I have no idea how I missed this post Pauleo

    I blame that fob :shock:

    We are having some hot weather Only London can get that in a lockdown :-)

    Ours is being eased gradually on 1st June and most think it's too soon but at the moment we are being run by total muppets it's a total mess.

    I had a good laugh at your jokes Lockdown Pauleo

    Have a safetastic week 😷😷😷

    PS I have added your main URL to my WW Linky


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