Monday, May 18, 2020

Rain, Rain Go Away Monday

Good evening my good friends. I feel like an umbrella, wet. This the third day in a row with rain and my daughter just informed me that tomorrow says more rain. This crazy. With quarantine and now more rain, what the heck is going on?
As I mentioned to some of you, my fob has been fixed and this will be the last time that I will say any thing about the fob. Here is the fob.

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"What shall we play today?" said Florence to her best friend Jenny.
"Let's play schools," said Jenny.
"OK!" said Florence. "But I'm going to be absent."


Daughter: Mom, I’m pregnant!
Mom: I thought I told you when a guy touches your boobs, say ‘don’t’, and when he touches your v**gina, say ‘stop’.
Daughter: But he kept touching both, so it came out,”don’t, stop, don’t, stop.”


It was the end of the school year and Joey’s mother asked: “And were the exam questions difficult?”
“They weren’t bad at all,” her son replied. “It was the answers that gave me all the trouble.”


*boy whispers to his mom during a wedding*
boy: “Mommy?”
mom: “What?”
boy: “Why is the girl dressed in white?”
mom: “Because this is the happiest day of her life.”
boy: “… so why is the boy dressed in black?”


Doctor: You’re overweight.
Patient: I think I want a second opinion.
Doctor: You’re also ugly


Wife: “Windows frozen.”
Husband: “Pour some warm water over them.”
Wife: “Computer completely screwed up now.”



Cruisin Paul


  1. Heeheehee! So many funnies, thank you. Hope you get to dry out soon, rain all of the time gets depressing.

    1. I'm getting really depressed with all this rain and darkness around here. I want some bright sunshine Mimi.

  2. Hurray for the fob. Now just send us some rain. We were placed under water restrictions last week and all we get is clear weather.

    1. Clear weather????Water restrictions????? I'll send you some of my rain Rhonda. As much as I'm able to. LOL I need bright sunshine.

  3. It's rained a lot here too and I live in a desert.

    Thanks for all the funnies. We all need to laugh.

    Have a fabulous day, Paul. 😎

    1. It's 4:00pm and it has stopped raining and the sun is out. Horray.

  4. Hello new fob nice to see you at last LOL

    I am feeling so relieved for you Pauleo heheh!

    We have had some nice warm weather and blue slies here ...very unusual for London :shock:

    I liked the jokes but where did you get that statue of me Pauleo? :-)

    Have a safetastic week 😷😷😷

    1. Oh you are really funny Steveo. Ha,ha, That photo was taken in Cartagena, Colombia. I remember watching a man taking a photo of it and saying to his friend, " You want to see a picture of my wife? " I thought I wish his wife was there right now. My wife was pleased with his comment.
      The sun is now right now after 3 days of rain. See ya my friend.

  5. Finally your car fob issue has been resolved. Happy for you. We have plenty of rain too and this afternoon it rain hailstones too.

    1. Rain, rain go away. Thank the Lord, my fob is done.See ya Nancy.


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