Rain, Rain Go Away Monday

Good evening my good friends. I feel like an umbrella, wet. This the third day in a row with rain and my daughter just informed me that tomorrow says more rain. This crazy. With quarantine and now more rain, what the heck is going on?
As I mentioned to some of you, my fob has been fixed and this will be the last time that I will say any thing about the fob. Here is the fob.

Scott and Alison will be singing on Wednesday evening at 7:30 pm. If you get a chance check it out and mention a comment or just mention that you are my friend. Remember:

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"What shall we play today?" said Florence to her best friend Jenny.
"Let's play schools," said Jenny.
"OK!" said Florence. "But I'm going to be absent."

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Daughter: Mom, I’m pregnant!
Mom: I thought I told you when a guy touches your boobs, say ‘don’t’, and when he touches your v**gina, say ‘stop’.
Daughter: But he kept touching both, so it came out,”don’t, stop, don’t, stop.”

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It was the end of the school year and Joey’s mother asked: “And were the exam questions difficult?”
“They weren’t bad at all,” her son replied. “It was the answers that gave me all the trouble.”

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*boy whispers to his mom during a wedding*
boy: “Mommy?”
mom: “What?”
boy: “Why is the girl dressed in white?”
mom: “Because this is the happiest day of her life.”
boy: “… so why is the boy dressed in black?”

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Doctor: You’re overweight.
Patient: I think I want a second opinion.
Doctor: You’re also ugly
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Wife: “Windows frozen.”
Husband: “Pour some warm water over them.”
Wife: “Computer completely screwed up now.”

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Cruisin Paul