Saturday, October 31, 2020

Saturday Evening Halloween

Good evening everyone. It's Halloween but I'm not passing any candy this year. I'm worried about Covid so children, I'm sorry. Maybe next year.

This will be the last blog about moving because after Sunday, we move. I've never seen some many problems dealing with the builder. They are building to many homes at the same time and they're can't remember which person's home they built. They sent me a paper that was suppose to be mine but after checking the bottom of the paper which should have been my name, guess what? It belonged with the names of a different family. Crazy, isn't it?

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One morning as Professor Thompson was leaving for the college his wife told her absent-minded husband, “Don’t forget we are moving today. If you come to this house this afternoon it will be empty.”

Predictably he didn’t remember until he found the house vacated that afternoon. He mumbled to himself, “And where was it we were moving to?”

He went out in front of the house and asked a little girl, “Did you see a moving van here today, little girl?”

“Yes,” she replied.

“Can you tell me which way it went?”

She looked up at him and said, “Yes, Daddy, I’ll show you.”

 


                           That's Me!


My girlfriend invited me to her house to watch Netflix.

She says “Stay here, I have to do laundry really quickly.”

Out of nowhere, her sexy sister comes in and sits by me.

She asks “Do you want to have sex before she gets back?”

I got up and went straight to my car.

My girlfriend was outside the door and hugged me, and said “I knew I could trust you.”

Moral of the story: always leave your condoms in the car.





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                          Bonestreet Boys

                 Happy Halloween Everyone

 

Cruisin Paul


 


 
       

8 comments:

  1. Heeheehee! Love the funnies, do not love your builder. Remember i am praying it all goes well for you and that you enjoy your new place.

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  2. Hope everything is in order and smooth moving house for you.

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  3. Well I hope by the time you move next week it will all be OK I am sure it will be Pauleo ...keep calm :ahock:

    I laughed at the apt funnies heheh!

    Have a tanfastical eerie week wee enter lockdown 2 on Wednesday night arrgh :-)

    PS: I added you to my Linky

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    1. Hey Steveo, I'm living in my new home this evening. Hooray, we made it and we'll be sleeping for the first time tonight. There ia still much work to do but I very happy that we are here.

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  4. Hope your move goes well. I had a builder do some great work but it took him several months to invoice me. Go figure.

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